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  1. 01-24-2013, 02:21 PM #1
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    Monica Lewinsky Up-date

    After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror ... remembering her intimate times with Bill Clinton.

    Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help:
    "Lord, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed............

    And just like that, her ears fell off.







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  3. 01-24-2013, 02:26 PM #2
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    Ok that was Funny ...


    Hey ... don't be a hater ... Fat People Need Love too ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete7469 View Post
    After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror ... remembering her intimate times with Bill Clinton.

    Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help:
    "Lord, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed............

    And just like that, her ears fell off.






    You just jealous son cause she turned you down Now you be hatin on Monica.
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  5. 01-30-2013, 07:33 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cigar View Post
    Ok that was Funny ...


    Hey ... don't be a hater ... Fat People Need Love too ...

    Those fundamentalist red states particularly the Bible Belt have the highest obesity rates they snack on all that gravy biscuits, grits,and fried chicken and it better be all you can eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Stu View Post
    Those fundamentalist red states particularly the Bible Belt have the highest obesity rates they snack on all that gravy biscuits, grits,and fried chicken and it better be all you can eat.
    Jeebus D Stu, even Cigar thought it was funny.

    Post a politically themed joke,

    don't be one !!
    It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Stu View Post
    Those fundamentalist red states particularly the Bible Belt have the highest obesity rates they snack on all that gravy biscuits, grits,and fried chicken and it better be all you can eat.
    Did somebody say "fried chicken"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrassrootsConservative View Post
    Did somebody say "fried chicken"?

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    Gosh that "ignoring" me already after only three posts sure didn't last long it's all good brother happens all the time.
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    My favorite fried chicken is Churches or Bojangles in Memphis we had Mrs. Winners

    What's yours brotha?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrassrootsConservative View Post
    Did somebody say "fried chicken"?

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    Yep .. everyone likes a Good Fried Chicken and the Chicken never knows who eats it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cigar View Post
    Yep .. everyone likes a Good Fried Chicken and the Chicken never knows who eats it.

    Just Rembrandt if you mess with one of them you done messed with the whole trailer park.
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