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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    I should have just told them I was a migrant fleeing something. Or a refugee.

    Sent from my evil cell phone.

    Shoulda gone through the woods. Going through a checkpoint signals compliance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1469 View Post
    Yes, you can't get into Canada with a criminal record. And snow flakes $#@! about the southern border.
    I thought it was only people with a felony conviction?

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    As long as Canada keeps Beevee from coming south I have no complaints.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterVeritis View Post
    They might have sent you to Pelosi's mansion.
    Where I would swiftly take a dump on her carpet and wipe with her drapes.

    Sent from my evil cell phone.
    "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

    Ephesians 6:12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    Where I would swiftly take a dump on her carpet and wipe with her drapes.

    Sent from my evil cell phone.
    Thug.

    Wait! You are not black, are you? If so, use the term, Hellion.
    Last edited by MisterVeritis; 01-18-2019 at 03:17 PM.
    Call your state legislators and insist they approve the Article V convention of States to propose amendments.


    I pledge allegiance to the Constitution as written and understood by this nation's founders, and to the Republic it created, an indivisible union of sovereign States, with liberty and justice for all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tahuyaman View Post
    The last time I went to Canada I was still working as a sheriff's deputy. The customs lady asked me where I worked. I told her that I was in law enforcement. Literally she gasped. She said "do you own any guns"? I said "of course I do". Again she was visibly disturbed by that. Then she said "do you have any with you now"? Just to irk her I patted my pockets and looked around and "uh, no I don't". She said "why not"? I said "I'm going into Canada and I know you guys freak out over guns". Then she said "we just want to ensure that you don't needlessly bring guns into the country". I said "I understand, those guns are very very scary".
    What? You can buy guns in Canada, and some are cheap. But it will cost you a small fortune to get them back to the US and into your home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lummy View Post
    What? You can buy guns in Canada, and some are cheap. But it will cost you a small fortune to get them back to the US and into your home.
    Go to Canada and see for yourself. I went there in my boat. We are required by law to carry flares. I had several, but one was a plastic flare pistol. Harmless as a weapon. The confiscated it as a firearm.

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    Happened to me a couple times too. Asked me 3 times if I own guns and if I had them with me.

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    "Sir? Is that a gun in your pocket?"
    "Nope. Just happy to see you."

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    Sorry for that, but I like Canada a lot. It's a good country and a good neighbor.
    Power always thinks it has a great soul, and vast views, beyond the comprehension of the weak. And that it is doing God service when it is violating all His laws.
    --John Adams

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