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    Westerns lol

    1. Ever notice the rivers they cross are rarely over 1 foot deep?

    2. Ever notice they make a fire with a few sticks and not only do they cook over it but it burns all night long ?

    3. Ever notice how even when its very hot outside they always wear layers of clothing , coats etc?

    4. Ever notice how they always die in mid sentence after only a few seconds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    1. Ever notice the rivers they cross are rarely over 1 foot deep?

    2. Ever notice they make a fire with a few sticks and not only do they cook over it but it burns all night long ?

    3. Ever notice how even when its very hot outside they always wear layers of clothing , coats etc?

    4. Ever notice how they always die in mid sentence after only a few seconds?
    Yeah but Star Wars was totally believable...
    I find your lack of faith...disturbing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Private Pickle View Post
    Yeah but Star Wars was totally believable...
    Exactly lol..
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    I still enjoy them.
    Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect. -- Woody Hayes​

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGUtley View Post
    I still enjoy them.
    Me too.

    OTOH, to answer the questions:
    1) Watching a movie showing them spending two days looking for a ford would be boring. FWIW, the original True Grit showed a deep water crossing.

    2) Buffalo chips were a common fire fuel but kind of unsavory to show on "Bonanza" and "Rawhide". Old joke: Indian father tells young son "Indian keep warm by huddling around small fire with a few sticks of wood. White man build big fire and keep warm running back and forth to gather firewood."

    3) Clothing in movies is for appearance, but layered clothing, especially when riding a horse through brush, is protective much the same way a biker wears leathers...yes, even in summer.

    4) Hollywood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGUtley View Post
    I still enjoy them.
    I liked them when I was. Kid. Now the only ones I can watch are the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns.

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    Longest fight scene in history?

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    I have to watch Open Range at least once a year to have a fulfilled life. I'll take The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and the like as I find them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    I have to watch Open Range at least once a year to have a fulfilled life. I'll take The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and the like as I find them.
    I like them too. Partly because of the ironies and partly simply because I like them
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    6. A 4 inch wide board is amazing shield against bullets flying in all directions.
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