I think I'm in love with my Uber driver..what could go wrong?

[Cotton1]

#1. Yes, I'm hopeless romantic. Lemme rephrase. I fall in and out of love a lot, and quickly. But this one is different (lol, aren't they all). For those times you really need not to be driving , call Uber . Well, first time she picked me up...wham! I thought "shes interesting" ( thats how it usually starts). So..upon exit im like "probably hitting the app again in a half hour" . Half hour passes I hit the app and sure enough she's only 2 minutes away. I've since ridden with her a few more times so she asked " are you married"? No . I said "does your hubby know about us"? She said " what about US and i'm not married". Im like "kids" ? Nope. Her stock is rising fast.

[donttread]

#1. Yes, I'm hopeless romantic. Lemme rephrase. I fall in and out of love a lot, and quickly. But this one is different (lol, aren't they all). For those times you really need not to be driving , call Uber . Well, first time she picked me up...wham! I thought "shes interesting" ( thats how it usually starts). So..upon exit im like "probably hitting the app again in a half hour" . Half hour passes I hit the app and sure enough she's only 2 minutes away. I've since ridden with her a few more times so she asked " are you married"? No . I said "does your hubby know about us"? She said " what about US and i'm not married". Im like "kids" ? Nope. Her stock is rising fast.

So now you need excuses to call for a ride , right? Car's in the shop might work.

[Private Pickle]

Day three you're saying "It puts the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it's told".

[jimmyz]

Are the Uber lifts less costly than dinner and a couple drinks?

[Private Pickle]

Are the Uber lifts less costly than dinner and a couple drinks?

Yes but the ride you get isn't nearly as good.

[Cotton1]

Are the Uber lifts less costly than dinner and a couple drinks?

For sure. Today I was a bit medicated so I called Uber to take me to the grocery store. The round trip was $11 each way and I tipped her $5 each way so total $32. It was worth that simply to have a defined exit time away from her to analyze the situation. To answer your question, Uber is cheaper. I think this one would be ripe for an old school approach like "hey let's catch a movie ". This could be fun. The last one I got involved with irritated me so much I simply crawled out the window one night and never went back lol

[Cotton1]

The "no kids" part is many many bonus points. The little things get on my nerves so that's a deal breaker. Most of them have 14,433 kids and a crazy ex husband. I resent that because I want to be the "crazy one". You know, if the need arises.

[Private Pickle]

The "no kids" part is many many bonus points. The little things get on my nerves so that's a deal breaker. Most of them have 14,433 kids and a crazy ex husband. I resent that because I want to be the "crazy one". You know, if the need arises.

It's arisen! Trust me!

[jimmyz]

Yes but the ride you get isn't nearly as good.

That was 9/10 haha

[Cotton1]

It's arisen! Trust me!

I could sure use some help around here. I've got a lot going on so I need help in the house. A few weeks ago I hired a girl to clean the house. I gave her $60, a 1/5th of Vodka and $10 for gas. She spent 3 hours here and only managed to clean up the kitchen and run a broom in a few places. Needless to say , she's done. I wonder if this Uber driver would be offended if I bought her a damn mop and broom ?