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    The Leftville Nine

    Batting first for the Leftville Asshats is...Kirsten Gillibrand. Blinding speed. Can steal bases if she gets on because no one notices her, no one knows who she is, no one cares. She's irrelevant. Plays 3rd base.

    Beto will be first base, batting second. Rangy. Long. He's the most recent entry into the 2020 field of Democrats. Who knows what his policies are, he's pretty, appeals to women because of that and nothing else as no one knows what he's running on but who cares.

    Elizabeth Warren starts in left field and is our big stick batting third. Where she'll be able lead the lean crowds in a Fla State/Cle Indian style war chant for her team, The Leftville Asshats.

    Cory Booker will play Center Field and hit cleanup for the Asshats. We're gonna place all the fans from shiithole countries right behind him in the center field seats and when he comes to bat, they'll chant 'Spartacus, Spartacus.'

    Amy Klobuchar bats 5th, and is behind the plate where as long as she's in front of it, no one will want to get near it.

    Bernie.....is up 6th for the Asshats. Plays right field because no one hits in right field, he can doze off or give free shiit away to fans sitting near....and far. Rather than his name on the back of his jersey, it just says 'Free Shiit.'

    Kamala Harris is the Asshat's Shortstop. Hits 7th. Wears number 4-20 to signal she smoked dope while listening to Tupac.

    2nd baseman is Howard Schultz who is successful but is the scorn of even Democrats cause he's white and rich, bats 8th.

    Last not least, the starting pitcher for this circus of clowns and hitting last......Joe Biden.
    People who enter the US without our permission are illegal aliens and illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the US legally

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