This Beto O’Rourke Poem From 1988 Is Beyond Belief

[Common]

This is one sick bag of $#@! and the liberal press protected him all during his campaign to beat Ted Cruz for senate, the liberal press is disgusting and should never be believed.


Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.”



“I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Full Original Version


The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com. Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:






https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/b...urke-song-cow/

[Peter1469]

How will the rest of the clown car deal with him in the primary debates?

[Sergeant Gleed]

How will the rest of the clown car deal with him in the primary debates?

He's almost sane compared to some of them.

But he's Irish and won't get nominated just because he can skateboard. White Male = Baaad.

[Peter1469]

He's almost sane compared to some of them.

But he's Irish and won't get nominated just because he can skateboard. White Male = Baaad.

The lot of them have various mental issues. Parties use to have the power to knock the kooks down prior to the primary process.

[exotix]

Hilarious ... sick$#@! conservatives calling anybody else sick$#@!.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Hilarious ... sick$#@! conservatives calling anybody else sick$#@!.

No even sure what this means

[Peter1469]

Hilarious ... sick$#@! conservatives calling anybody else sick$#@!.

Mental

[donttread]

This is one sick bag of $#@! and the liberal press protected him all during his campaign to beat Ted Cruz for senate, the liberal press is disgusting and should never be believed.


Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.”



“I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Full Original Version


The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com. Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:






https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/b...urke-song-cow/

Hell when I was that age I did worse by improvising new words to songs on the radio. It's like blackface costumes in the 80's or Bernie's story. They just don't matter.

[alexa]

This is one sick bag of $#@! and the liberal press protected him all during his campaign to beat Ted Cruz for senate, the liberal press is disgusting and should never be believed.


Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.”



“I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Full Original Version


The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com. Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:






https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/15/b...urke-song-cow/

You guys must really be ascared of him to drop the AOC onslaught. Did somebody finally figure out she can't run in 2020?

I don't think anyone considering voting for him will give a $#@!ty poem he wrote when he was 16 much weight.

But you will. lol

[nathanbforrest45]

Hell when I was that age I did worse by improvising new words to songs on the radio. It's like blackface costumes in the 80's or Bernie's story. They just don't matter.

Well, they do, if like so many liberals they have never grown up. I think anyone who espouses liberalism at the age of 40 is still trapped in his/her teenaged immature mindset and certainly not a good candidate to be the leader of the free world.