A little ditty I wrote..."Incense and Peppermints"

[Cotton1]

A story about a man who steals a kitten. He goes home and begins to feel guilty about it. He falls asleep watching cartoons with his new kitten and his guilt spurs a nightmare about the incense and peppermints his wife put out coming to life as two thugs on a crime spree...a 1 and a 2 and a 3...

INCENSE AND PEPPERMINTS..

Incense and peppermints ,
Both doin' time,
Cheap tricks ,
Drug addicts ,
Who dropped a dime?
Incense and peppermints ,
Who cares what things they do,
As long as it doesnt concern me or you,
Gentile Shish K Bobs,
Jewish deli,
How about dinner now ?
Just you and me?
Look in my window at the tv,
If cartoons aren't real,
Then explain Bugs Bunny,
Don't pull on me ,
I won't push on you,
If thats a mystery ,
Call Scooby Doo..
Incense and Peppermints
Followed a nurse,
Downtown knocked her down ,
Then stole her purse,
Incense , peppermints,
Big ideas but little sense,
Incense and peppermints ,
Keeping it real,
Stole a Caddilac ,
20 inch wheels ,
Cant eat , couldnt sleep,
Big fukin deal,
Incense and Peppermints
This nightmare is real..
Somewhere theres a place ,
Over that hill,
Rainbows are magic ,
The struggle is real,
Tick tock break the clock ,
Your watch or mine?
Is stealing a kitten,
Really a crime,
Who cares what things they say?
Incense and Peppermints
Live for today...

Cotton

[Cotton1]

Heres a new one I just wrote its called "shut your hillbilly mouth, Cotton..."

[Cotton1]

Oh Cotton,
Youre so rotten,
Your sorry ass will soon be dead,
Then you'll be forgotten,
Oh cotton,
Oh say do you see?
Put your head in a noose,
By the limb of that tree,
Oh oh cotton ,
Dont you cry for me,
You are not Susannah ,
You fukin hillbilly.
Your daddy is dead,
And what about uncle fred?
Dead dead and still dead ,
I dont have an uncle fred ,
Changed his name to Ted ,
Its shorter and btw, hes still ..
Dead
Oh say do you see cotton?
Yes..I have an ugly stick with your face on it,
Will you own it?
Shave your ass and walk backwards to improve your looks ?
Or bust a frying pan over your head,
Ugly Captain Cooks?
Oh Susannah dont you cry for me,
Ill bust your stupid face ,
Across my fukin knee.

[nathanbforrest45]

You are a bit late.

[Cotton1]

You are a bit late.

No kidding , faux southerner that wasnt properly presented at birth, as a Southerner. I changed the words . You are welcome to drive a nail into your head and write your own, faux confederate General

[Cotton1]

bar-1238379__480.jpg does this mean you and faux confederate General Forest will not be dining together this evening?

[Cotton1]

Attachment 25595 does this mean you and faux confederate General Forest will not be dining together this evening?

Go fuk yourself you stupid $#@! .

[nathanbforrest45]

does this mean you and faux confederate General Forest will not be dining together this evening?

I don't normally eat at the trough so no, I think I will pass.

Where in the world does it get the idea I am a faux Confederate general? All you stupid $#@!s who attack me because of my avatar know zip point nada about the man or me for that matter.

[Cotton1]

I don't normally eat at the trough so no, I think I will pass.

Where in the world does it get the idea I am a faux Confederate general? All you stupid $#@!s who attack me because of my avatar know zip point nada about the man or me for that matter.

Until you broke proper protocal and displayed poor manners by initiating attacks against another confederate I didnt care how many fat cows youve reproduced with. Ive never been in the presense of another southerner that is so rude. That is why I question if you were properly presented at birth as a Son of the Glorious South. Of interest is the FACT you' ve never said you were and you do not have the southern gentleman password . it makes the Cotton a tad uneasy to say " who faux art thou" to a person claiming heritage. Stop disrespecting me and learn some fukin manners, mfer

[Cotton1]

I don't normally eat at the trough so no, I think I will pass.

Where in the world does it get the idea I am a faux Confederate general? All you stupid $#@!s who attack me because of my avatar know zip point nada about the man or me for that matter.

You dont "normally eat at the trough". So you arent into oral sex . noted