Today's Funny

[oceanloverOH]

All in good fun, for four of my friends!

Four good friends were walking along a country road on a beautiful spring day, heading for a local fishing hole. The scenery was exceptional; there were fragrant, lush pastures on both sides of the road. On one side, there was a wooden fence, beyond which fleecy white sheep were grazing peacefully. As they rounded a bend, they could see that one sheep was stuck in the fence; its hind end facing the road, wiggling and squirming frantically, trying to get free. The four men looked at the sheep, at each other, and back at the sheep. @kathaariancode smiled and said, "Gee, I wish that was Mariah Carey!" @Peter1469 grinned and said, "Yeah, and I sure wish that was Halle Berry!" @Mister D laughed out loud and said, "Wow, don't I wish that was Beyonce!" @Captain Obvious just looked crestfallen and said, "Damn. I just wish it was dark....."

[Cigar]

Instead of wishing, they better hope its dark and the women don't laugh at 3 inches.

[Peter1469]

Instead of wishing, they better hope its dark and the women don't laugh at 3 inches.

Don't project Cigar..., when your wife told you 3" was normal, she was lying to you.

[Cigar]

Don't project Cigar..., when your wife told you 3" was normal, she was lying to you.

Shhhhh; not in front of the Children, that discussion was about girth.

Don't worry, Its a Black thang, you wouldn't understand.

later

[Peter1469]

Shhhhh; not in front of the Children, that discussion was about girth.

Don't worry, Its a Black thang, you wouldn't understand.

later

I guess I will have to ask your wife to clarify what she meant...