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Thread: Botched Penis Enlargement is an Epedemic

  1. 04-15-2019, 02:16 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I still need a penis reduction. Where can I get one ?
    Try dating Lorrania Bobbit.
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  3. 04-15-2019, 02:22 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by donttread View Post
    Try dating Lorrania Bobbit.
    lol
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    This my brother yo
    We yo yo
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  5. 04-16-2019, 12:37 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I need a penis reduction
    Me too! I've got a big schlong with a spiked German Helmet on the end!
    Women flock to me!
    The spike does bother them tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Its New Guinea. Things like this are supposed to happen there. They are fifty years this side of head hunting

    These are the smart guys in that neck of the woods

    I thought all New Guniea'ans were black. So why do they have a size problem?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Which basketball team is that ?
    Its the new Lakers look!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    I thought all New Guniea'ans were black. So why do they have a size problem?
    They got bored of their gourds and the men found out about their short comings.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)​

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    Me too! I've got a big schlong with a spiked German Helmet on the end!
    Women flock to me!
    The spike does bother them tho.

    Stop creeping out this thread and forum Strange. You have already publicly talked about how your past drinking and drugging has left you with linguine between your legs on this forum.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)​

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Stop creeping out this thread and forum Strange. You have already publicly talked about how your past drinking and drugging has left you with linguine between your legs on this forum.
    At least I knew when to quit drinking!

    When will you learn to quit flaming?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    At least I knew when to quit drinking!

    When will you learn to quit flaming?
    Sorry to have embarrassed you. I'll do the drinking and screwing for the both of us from here on in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    Me too! I've got a big schlong with a spiked German Helmet on the end!
    Women flock to me!
    The spike does bother them tho.

    I know the feeling . However , I confess. If I said Mr Naughty is 12 inches I am stretching it by about an inch
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