The inalienable "right to sex" strikes again!
Recently, a 24-year-old man from Minnesota, Emmanuel Aranda, threw a random five-year-old boy off a balcony at the Mall of America. Confessing to the crime, he claims, as his explanation, that he was frustrated by the fact that women typically rejected his advances. Aranda was already banned from the Mall of America at the time for threatening patrons in the past and had already been convicted of multiple assaults before elsewhere. His lawyer was quick to blame mental illness, as is the new fashion trend.