Retarded Neighbors

[Private Pickle]

Well America is now the number one producer of oil in the world, and we don't have free medical. I think to say that is the only reason that they have free medical is not really accurate. Just sayin'.

They wouldn’t have it without us. Just sayin’

[MisterVeritis]

Case in point.

It was a joke.

Not without an emoticon. Nice try.

[AZ Jim]

I had a neighbor shoot his boyfriend. Then he asked me to tell his mother that he loved her. Then he shot himself. I suspect they were hard corps libs.

Core

[Captdon]

I'm Canadian.

We know a thing or two about obnoxious neighbours.

Polar bears can be a $#@!.

[Standing Wolf]

Polar bears can be a $#@!.

We had a family friend who was a Sergeant of the RCMP, and one of his assignments was in Churchill, Manitoba. Every year, in October and November, the bears would migrate from the tundra over to their seal-hunting grounds of (frozen) Hudson's Bay, and Churchill was always on their route. His primary duty during those months was to round up the stray bears who'd wandered into town, tranquilize them, and then get them flown some distance from town by helicopter.

[Peter1469]

Core

Good catch professor.

[Collateral Damage]

Very irriating neighbors, especially when they go into labor.....IMG_1257.jpg

[AZ Jim]

Good catch professor.

TY

[Sergeant Gleed]

Are you sure there isn't more to his side of the story?

No.

I will add that, today, the day after the Fire Captain told him his boxes in his yard were unsightly, he was heard, hidden in his back yard, using his sawsall to, presumably, butcher the Bob's Discount Furniture carboard boxes that had mysteriously vanished from his lawn.

He's still too stupid to know how to use a BOX CUTTER to cut up boxes, I guess.

Anyway, he spent a good half-hour with his reciprocating sawsall to do what any normal person would have accomplished in scant minutes with a razor knife of some kind...

...I'm amused.

I can't wait to see how he reacts to the security cameras I'm going to have to put up to make sure he doesn't poison my huskies.

[Luther]

Well, many people have them.

Are mine more retarded than yours?

A couple from Santa Monica bought the house next door, paid too much for it, which was fine by me.

A month later, the male (he's fifty, bald, and hasn't earned the honor of being called a "man") was outside between our houses with a Saws-all, hacking apart Ikea furniture boxes. At 11:30 on a Tuesday night, a school night.

My daughter asked what was going on, so I went and asked.

He was cutting up cardboard boxes with a saws-all.

Okay.

I talked with him for a bit, said, yeah, that's okay, but it's a bit late, maybe find a better time to do this a bit earlier. And those Ikea boxes can be a pain.

"Ikea? Who said they were Ikea?"

Oh. He's embarassed about paying too much for the house and then having to buy put-it-together-furniture.

Okay.

"It's writtne right there on the boxes, you know."

Next week, he's leaving a line of cardboard boxes, just on his side of the property line, intended to stop what had been a communal sharing of the driveway to bring the trash bins to the street.

He's a dildo.

He's threatened now to build a fence on the property line.

Which would cost him money.

And he knows I would paint what I wanted on my side of it...

Which would cost him money after he paid too much for the house in the first place...

So now he's left, for months, large cardboard boxes from "Bob's Discount Furniture" laying on his property line....which we ignore.

And today, a Saturday morning, my wife hosed out the back patio and the water, as always, flows between the houses (because the houses were built as part of a development) and channel over to run down his driveway.

It's WATER.

He called the cops, who almost certainly wanted to hang up on his whiny ass, but told him that since it's water, it a Fire Department problem. Inter-departmental passing the buck at it's finest.

So when I get home from dropping my daughter off at robotis, I'm greeted with a video my wife made of her adventure with the men driving the big fire truck in front of our house...

...the fireman said she could wash her patio all she wants, there's no law against it. He also said if the water is flowing over into that other driveway, there's a grading problem that the property owner of the driveway will have to deal with...

...oh, and maybe I'm not supposed to backflush my pool filter as it's presently plumbed to do...they may have changed the code in the last forty years...but I figure I have several years of complaints before I'd have to do something about any citations I might get, or I just shovel the stuff into a barrel and let it air-dry in-between our houses....

I know what I'm really going to do to torque these morons, though...Trump 2020 signs...

What stories y'all got about stupid liberals from some People's Republic?

Where do ya live?