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    Retarded Neighbors

    Well, many people have them.

    Are mine more retarded than yours?

    A couple from Santa Monica bought the house next door, paid too much for it, which was fine by me.

    A month later, the male (he's fifty, bald, and hasn't earned the honor of being called a "man") was outside between our houses with a Saws-all, hacking apart Ikea furniture boxes. At 11:30 on a Tuesday night, a school night.

    My daughter asked what was going on, so I went and asked.

    He was cutting up cardboard boxes with a saws-all.

    Okay.

    I talked with him for a bit, said, yeah, that's okay, but it's a bit late, maybe find a better time to do this a bit earlier. And those Ikea boxes can be a pain.

    "Ikea? Who said they were Ikea?"

    Oh. He's embarassed about paying too much for the house and then having to buy put-it-together-furniture.

    Okay.

    "It's writtne right there on the boxes, you know."

    Next week, he's leaving a line of cardboard boxes, just on his side of the property line, intended to stop what had been a communal sharing of the driveway to bring the trash bins to the street.

    He's a dildo.

    He's threatened now to build a fence on the property line.

    Which would cost him money.

    And he knows I would paint what I wanted on my side of it...

    Which would cost him money after he paid too much for the house in the first place...

    So now he's left, for months, large cardboard boxes from "Bob's Discount Furniture" laying on his property line....which we ignore.

    And today, a Saturday morning, my wife hosed out the back patio and the water, as always, flows between the houses (because the houses were built as part of a development) and channel over to run down his driveway.

    It's WATER.

    He called the cops, who almost certainly wanted to hang up on his whiny ass, but told him that since it's water, it a Fire Department problem. Inter-departmental passing the buck at it's finest.

    So when I get home from dropping my daughter off at robotis, I'm greeted with a video my wife made of her adventure with the men driving the big fire truck in front of our house...

    ...the fireman said she could wash her patio all she wants, there's no law against it. He also said if the water is flowing over into that other driveway, there's a grading problem that the property owner of the driveway will have to deal with...

    ...oh, and maybe I'm not supposed to backflush my pool filter as it's presently plumbed to do...they may have changed the code in the last forty years...but I figure I have several years of complaints before I'd have to do something about any citations I might get, or I just shovel the stuff into a barrel and let it air-dry in-between our houses....

    I know what I'm really going to do to torque these morons, though...Trump 2020 signs...

    What stories y'all got about stupid liberals from some People's Republic?
    Freedom Requires Obstinance.

    We the People DID NOT vote in a majority Rodent Congress, they stole it via election fraud.

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    I had a neighbor once who drained his above ground pool, which then ran mostly into my yard and the over chlorinated water killed my hard earned grass. I had a sliding glass door out of my dining room leading into the back yard. His kids came over and started throwing snow balls at my door. I went to his house and said can you please stop your kids from throwing snowballs at the glass because its going to break the window. He said it wasn't his kids even though the footprints in the snow went from his back door to my backyard and back to his back door!

    The very first day they moved into the house, I mean the truck was still being unloaded his oldest daughter (about 16) told me she hoped she never had to call the cops on me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Gleed View Post
    Well, many people have them.

    Are mine more retarded than yours?

    A couple from Santa Monica bought the house next door, paid too much for it, which was fine by me.

    A month later, the male (he's fifty, bald, and hasn't earned the honor of being called a "man") was outside between our houses with a Saws-all, hacking apart Ikea furniture boxes. At 11:30 on a Tuesday night, a school night.

    My daughter asked what was going on, so I went and asked.

    He was cutting up cardboard boxes with a saws-all.

    Okay.

    I talked with him for a bit, said, yeah, that's okay, but it's a bit late, maybe find a better time to do this a bit earlier. And those Ikea boxes can be a pain.

    "Ikea? Who said they were Ikea?"

    Oh. He's embarassed about paying too much for the house and then having to buy put-it-together-furniture.

    Okay.

    "It's writtne right there on the boxes, you know."

    Next week, he's leaving a line of cardboard boxes, just on his side of the property line, intended to stop what had been a communal sharing of the driveway to bring the trash bins to the street.

    He's a dildo.

    He's threatened now to build a fence on the property line.

    Which would cost him money.

    And he knows I would paint what I wanted on my side of it...

    Which would cost him money after he paid too much for the house in the first place...

    So now he's left, for months, large cardboard boxes from "Bob's Discount Furniture" laying on his property line....which we ignore.

    And today, a Saturday morning, my wife hosed out the back patio and the water, as always, flows between the houses (because the houses were built as part of a development) and channel over to run down his driveway.

    It's WATER.

    He called the cops, who almost certainly wanted to hang up on his whiny ass, but told him that since it's water, it a Fire Department problem. Inter-departmental passing the buck at it's finest.

    So when I get home from dropping my daughter off at robotis, I'm greeted with a video my wife made of her adventure with the men driving the big fire truck in front of our house...

    ...the fireman said she could wash her patio all she wants, there's no law against it. He also said if the water is flowing over into that other driveway, there's a grading problem that the property owner of the driveway will have to deal with...

    ...oh, and maybe I'm not supposed to backflush my pool filter as it's presently plumbed to do...they may have changed the code in the last forty years...but I figure I have several years of complaints before I'd have to do something about any citations I might get, or I just shovel the stuff into a barrel and let it air-dry in-between our houses....

    I know what I'm really going to do to torque these morons, though...Trump 2020 signs...

    What stories y'all got about stupid liberals from some People's Republic?
    Have you set out RAT poison for the RODENTS yet!

    You know, life is full of $#@!s, but you have to learn to get along with them!

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    I had a neighbor shoot his boyfriend. Then he asked me to tell his mother that he loved her. Then he shot himself. I suspect they were hard corps libs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Gleed View Post
    ...What stories y'all got about stupid liberals from some People's Republic?
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1469
    ...I suspect they were hard corps libs.
    Could have been a good thread. Why do some folks feel as though they have to inject politics into everything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    Could have been a good thread. Why do some folks feel as though they have to inject politics into everything?
    I noticed this as well, but hey, he made it all the way to the last line of the OP before blowing it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanbforrest45 View Post
    I had a neighbor once who drained his above ground pool, which then ran mostly into my yard and the over chlorinated water killed my hard earned grass. I had a sliding glass door out of my dining room leading into the back yard. His kids came over and started throwing snow balls at my door. I went to his house and said can you please stop your kids from throwing snowballs at the glass because its going to break the window. He said it wasn't his kids even though the footprints in the snow went from his back door to my backyard and back to his back door!

    The very first day they moved into the house, I mean the truck was still being unloaded his oldest daughter (about 16) told me she hoped she never had to call the cops on me!
    Well, nothing like when Trouble comes a-knocking with an advance warning...
    Freedom Requires Obstinance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1469 View Post
    I had a neighbor shoot his boyfriend. Then he asked me to tell his mother that he loved her. Then he shot himself. I suspect they were hard corps libs.
    Hard corpse libs...the best kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    Could have been a good thread. Why do some folks feel as though they have to inject politics into everything?
    It can still be a good thread.

    If you don't have a sense of humor, confess to that fact by going away.

    Now, his complaint was supposedly that he might fall down and go boom in the water.

    I guess he doesn't take showers?

    His wife is instigating him...he's $#@!-whipped, beyond all doubt. I told her that if she can't speak English she probably shouldn't talk to me, because I still didn't care.
    Freedom Requires Obstinance.

    We the People DID NOT vote in a majority Rodent Congress, they stole it via election fraud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Gleed View Post
    Well, many people have them.

    Are mine more retarded than yours?

    A couple from Santa Monica bought the house next door, paid too much for it, which was fine by me.

    A month later, the male (he's fifty, bald, and hasn't earned the honor of being called a "man") was outside between our houses with a Saws-all, hacking apart Ikea furniture boxes. At 11:30 on a Tuesday night, a school night.

    My daughter asked what was going on, so I went and asked.

    He was cutting up cardboard boxes with a saws-all.

    Okay.

    I talked with him for a bit, said, yeah, that's okay, but it's a bit late, maybe find a better time to do this a bit earlier. And those Ikea boxes can be a pain.

    "Ikea? Who said they were Ikea?"

    Oh. He's embarassed about paying too much for the house and then having to buy put-it-together-furniture.

    Okay.

    "It's writtne right there on the boxes, you know."

    Next week, he's leaving a line of cardboard boxes, just on his side of the property line, intended to stop what had been a communal sharing of the driveway to bring the trash bins to the street.

    He's a dildo.

    He's threatened now to build a fence on the property line.

    Which would cost him money.

    And he knows I would paint what I wanted on my side of it...

    Which would cost him money after he paid too much for the house in the first place...

    So now he's left, for months, large cardboard boxes from "Bob's Discount Furniture" laying on his property line....which we ignore.

    And today, a Saturday morning, my wife hosed out the back patio and the water, as always, flows between the houses (because the houses were built as part of a development) and channel over to run down his driveway.

    It's WATER.

    He called the cops, who almost certainly wanted to hang up on his whiny ass, but told him that since it's water, it a Fire Department problem. Inter-departmental passing the buck at it's finest.

    So when I get home from dropping my daughter off at robotis, I'm greeted with a video my wife made of her adventure with the men driving the big fire truck in front of our house...

    ...the fireman said she could wash her patio all she wants, there's no law against it. He also said if the water is flowing over into that other driveway, there's a grading problem that the property owner of the driveway will have to deal with...

    ...oh, and maybe I'm not supposed to backflush my pool filter as it's presently plumbed to do...they may have changed the code in the last forty years...but I figure I have several years of complaints before I'd have to do something about any citations I might get, or I just shovel the stuff into a barrel and let it air-dry in-between our houses....

    I know what I'm really going to do to torque these morons, though...Trump 2020 signs...

    What stories y'all got about stupid liberals from some People's Republic?
    Having seen your posts and read this one I think you’re the douche neighbor.
    I find your lack of faith...disturbing...

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