Originally Posted by
Sergeant Gleed
No.
I will add that, today, the day after the Fire Captain told him his boxes in his yard were unsightly, he was heard, hidden in his back yard, using his sawsall to, presumably, butcher the Bob's Discount Furniture carboard boxes that had mysteriously vanished from his lawn.
He's still too stupid to know how to use a BOX CUTTER to cut up boxes, I guess.
Anyway, he spent a good half-hour with his reciprocating sawsall to do what any normal person would have accomplished in scant minutes with a razor knife of some kind...
...I'm amused.
I can't wait to see how he reacts to the security cameras I'm going to have to put up to make sure he doesn't poison my huskies.