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    What Ancient Romans Used Instead of Toilet Paper

    This was interesting and amusing.

    What Ancient Romans Used Instead of Toilet Paper

    ...When I thought more about their everyday habits, I realized that, despite all of their accomplishments, ancient Romans engaged in some practices that many people today would find thoroughly revolting. Take a minute to consider, for example, what many of those supposedly “civilized” people did when they had to go to the bathroom.

    When Mt. Vesuvius erupted on August 24 in A.D. 79, Pompeii, Herculaneum, and other Roman settlements were sealed as time capsules. They were first excavated in the 18th century, and since then these sites have given us a wonderful view into ancient Roman society.

    Many of the bathrooms uncovered at Pompeii and elsewhere were communal. In many cases, they were beautiful, with frescoes on the walls, sculptures in the corners, and rows of holes carved into cold, Italian marble slabs.



    Roman toilets didn’t flush. Some of them were tied into internal plumbing and sewer systems, which often consisted of just a small stream of water running continuously beneath the toilet seats.

    In the same way that we use an American-style toilet, a Roman user would sit down, take care of business, and watch number two float blissfully away down the sewer system. But instead of reaching for a roll of toilet paper, an ancient Roman would often grab a tersorium (or, in my technical terms, a “toilet brush for your butt”). A tersorium is an ingenious little device made by attaching a natural sponge (from the Mediterranean Sea, of course) to the end of a stick. Our ancient Roman would simply wipe him- or herself, rinse the tersorium in whatever was available (running water and/or a bucket of vinegar or salt water), and leave it for the next person to use. That’s right, it was a shared butt cleaner. (And of course, there were other means of wiping as well, such as the use of abrasive ceramic discs called pessoi.)

    THere's more about peeing and, well, togas, but I'll leave that to your reading pleasure.
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    My ancesters were so civilized, they didnt take a dump on the run and let it air dry and cake up, like the spartans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Common View Post
    My ancesters were so civilized, they didnt take a dump on the run and let it air dry and cake up, like the spartans
    Man oh man those Spartans were something else, LoL.
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    This is perfect for humbling the person who believes they know everything. Not quite, bucko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Looks like some junior high kid tossed a cherry bomb in one. No one has ever figured out why some kids find blowing up a toilet so funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    This was interesting and amusing.

    What Ancient Romans Used Instead of Toilet Paper



    THere's more about peeing and, well, togas, but I'll leave that to your reading pleasure.
    This is where the phrase "getting the sh!tty end of the stick" came from

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    This was interesting and amusing.

    What Ancient Romans Used Instead of Toilet Paper



    THere's more about peeing and, well, togas, but I'll leave that to your reading pleasure.
    Isn't this common knowledge?
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    I knew two gentlemen who were Roman reenactors in college.
    They did everything "authentic", even spoke some Latin when they knew it.
    They told me they also used the sponge on a stick in a vase of spoiled wine (vinegar) when out playing Roman stuff.

    The next time you read in the bible about that "vinegared sponge" they shoved in the Savior's face, this was it.

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    Lummy, your joke about the cherry bomb reminded me of a prank employed on some Navy ships, in particular AKAs, or freighters. The toilets were lined up just like the Roman photo and water was pumped in and ran continuously from one end to the other. Neophyte crew members were always given the floating fireball treatment. A ball of TP was set aflame and released in the upstream part of the flowing water and floated
    by him.
    It reminds me of the old pun about..."That really burns my butt" and the reply to...What? A flame about three feet high. (groan)

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