Lamar Odom admits using fake penis

[Common]

Lamar Odom admits using fake penis to pass Olympics drug test

It may not be the weirdest thing Lamar Odom has ever done, but in 2004, the NBA champ wore a prosthetic penis to pass a drug test for the upcoming Olympics in Athens.

Odom, 39, makes the revelation in his new memoir, “Darkness to Light,” according to People magazine.


“There was no way I was going to pass,” the former husband of Khloe Kardashian writes of the requisite drug test.


“I had been smoking weed every day that summer. Panic set in.”


Some online research on how to beat a drug test led him to order “a giant, rubber, black c— to arrive the next day,” he wrote.


At test time, he asked his trainer to donate a clean urine sample, filled the prosthetic, and used it to fake-pee into a cup as a NBA security official watched, he admitted.


“Welcome to Team USA,” the bamboozled official told him.


Also in the memoir, Odom admits that he began cheating on Kardashian soon after the wedding.


“I couldn’t keep my d–k in my pants or the coke out of my nose,” he writes, blaming the “lethal $#@!tail” of sudden celebrity, his diminishing NBA career, and his addiction.


https://pagesix.com/2019/05/19/lamar...ics-drug-test/

[Mini Me]

The Coke mad him do it!

[Tahuyaman]

More TDS.

[texan]

Never considered a fake penis. Interesting way to pull that off. No pun intended.

[Safety]

I’m glad they got the order for Lamar right, otherwise it would have been an awkward situation for the Olympic official...

[Tahuyaman]

Lamar Odom admits using fake penis to pass Olympics drug test


It may not be the weirdest thing Lamar Odom has ever done, but in 2004, the NBA champ wore a prosthetic penis to pass a drug test for the upcoming Olympics in Athens.

Odom, 39, makes the revelation in his new memoir, “Darkness to Light,” according to People magazine.


“There was no way I was going to pass,” the former husband of Khloe Kardashian writes of the requisite drug test.


“I had been smoking weed every day that summer. Panic set in.”


Some online research on how to beat a drug test led him to order “a giant, rubber, black c— to arrive the next day,” he wrote.


At test time, he asked his trainer to donate a clean urine sample, filled the prosthetic, and used it to fake-pee into a cup as a NBA security official watched, he admitted.


“Welcome to Team USA,” the bamboozled official told him.


Also in the memoir, Odom admits that he began cheating on Kardashian soon after the wedding.


“I couldn’t keep my d–k in my pants or the coke out of my nose,” he writes, blaming the “lethal $#@!tail” of sudden celebrity, his diminishing NBA career, and his addiction.


https://pagesix.com/2019/05/19/lamar...ics-drug-test/

The Coke mad him do it!

You could create a thread dedicated to the question, did Stevie Nicks ruin Fleetwood Mac and Dr. Strangelove's first comment would be a Trump rant.

[Peter1469]

You could create a thread dedicated to the question, did Stevie Nicks ruin Fleetwood Mac and Dr. Strangelove's first comment would be a Trump rant.

He wouldn't be alone.

[Tahuyaman]

He wouldn't be alone.

TDS is indeed real.

[DGUtley]

The Coke mad him do it!

Democrats Lied About Their Mental Distress After 2016 Election to Make Trump Look Bad

Many registered Democrats who claimed they were suffering from mental distress after Donald Trump won the 2016 presidential election may have been embellishing a bit. A new study comparing online searches to public surveys show that a significant portion of Democrats were likely over-reporting their stress or mental health issues, but doing so as a means to back their party.

https://www.studyfinds.org/many-demo...2016-election/

https://www.lifezette.com/2019/05/de...ays-new-study/

[Captdon]

More TDS.

Everything is about Trump. These dummies attack some of us for defending everything does while they attack everything he does. They are too stupid to see that. TDS has weakened their brains.