Complete with butch photo, doesn't get any better than that.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...&ICID=ref_fark
Lesbians are cheerier than people of any other sexual orientation because they are more likely to be promoted to better paid jobs, according to a study.
Homosexual women narrowly edge out straight men to take the top spot in a 'happiness ranking' analysis conducted by scientists at Swansea Univeristy.
Their findings suggest that business bosses are attracted to the traits associated with lesbians - such as lower pregnancy rates - which allows them to climb the career ladder quicker than their counterparts of other sexual persuasions.