I wanted to meet John Glenn. Done
Go to indy 500. Done, 8 times
Central Park Strawberry Fields . done
Be a mean mfing pimp dude for a day. Done , 1st wife had to pay me to get " da pleasure " via the Mr Naughty Express
Reverse pimp stuff. Done
Be loved by own mama. Dang dang not yet. She will need someone at a very critical juncture i anticipated long ago. She hasnt. Cotton will be only sibling to manage it. Cotton rises. Its really quite elementary , Watson .
Kitten juggling . never never I love cats
Midget tossing. Granny is 5'1" but only 90 lbs. Ok can I ?
Have my poem "dead Grandmas " framed as a gift for my mom . heres the deal. Mama Cotton has no sense of humor. She almost fainted when she read the line " dead grandma no longer work the garden ,
Not since her veins began to harden...lol lol.
What should I do with that line?
Here " cotton saying weird sht can make mama sugar drop to the 20's, fast.
Guess what else drops ? Her, to the floor. Ouch . saw it happen but thought she was faking to gain traction in family fight. She mocked the only person on the planet who ever gave a $#@! about me, my father. It was so mean of her to do that yo him. It still makes me wanna cry. Dont hate my father then try a fainting goat play. Sorry mom . it would be easier if I didnt love you. I never did, have or will break rank of my fathers side. You destroyed our peaceful family because he despised you almost as much as you envied my love for him and his for me. Pro tip. Fake fainting on carpet is better