" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
Captain Obvious (06-11-2019)
I see. You must have dreamed you ram into my mom at the dungen supply, dresses for dns , mean moms, speaking mean convention or someplace as such. As for the " screaming obsenities " part? She tends to bring that out in people Awww...my dad used to yell obscenities at her on occasion when she would rip the wings off butterflies or make babies cry on purpose. I miss him so much. Next time you see her tell that Satan called and he's breaking up with her.
. Silly jimmyz. " you hang up , no you hang up, hang up, no you hang up" "kiss me you fool then hang up')" means since it was only a wrong number the break up wont be that bad. Be strong my friend. Remember . " chin up" ok
I wish we could have sock accounts here. I have some I have used on and off for years so they know me well. I have Sparky the Dog, catfucious, Biggs the Baby, my rapper sock " Biggie Mess", Tay Tay the Melinnial, Serendipity , Escaped Slave and my muscle, Crowbar. Being inactive for a while now Im sure any of them would be happy to do it just to get out of the sock drawer for a bit.
Cool. I've seen him on the music thread a few times . If he is also here to save mankind
Thru the seeking of knowledge or peaceful exchange of ideas I feel most certain we would hit it off wonderfully.7
Last edited by Cotton1; 06-12-2019 at 10:58 AM.
I'm yo.
This my brother yo
We yo yo
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
Cool. That makes me happy. So happy that if we did have sock accounts here. Id write a rap song for "Biggie Mess " to add to the collection. The latest favist songs are " stolen microphone" , "Rhett Butler Sucks" , "downhill jumpin' in my Wheelchair" " Barbie Doll Suicide" "Dolly Fartins' Country Gas" and more .They will be matched up in a folder named " Run Mfer"
Last edited by Cotton1; 06-12-2019 at 04:22 PM.
I'm yo.
This my brother yo
We yo yo
Kinf 8 of an odd but funny thing today. Last night i had texted a friend of mine and said " sure drop on by ". He said it would be about an hour. Well he gets here and can hear music coming from the man cave so he assumed I didnt hear the bell. He said it just seemed odd to him. He's an alarmist type so he goes to the back toward the man cave door. He could see the door was open a bit so he's thinking hed come on in. By now hes thinking im hacked up or something. Then he sees me asleep in a chair running my fists like crazy , upward. He didn't know id woke up twice doing that the previous night. So. i suppose In the same manner as you described i must punch at the sky fightin my way thru the night
I'm yo.
This my brother yo
We yo yo
Twas a shaky beginning.,
To a week that scorched the heart.
There were mod talks,
Many miles did the walk.
They said dont come back.around,
Till.we dig this Hole.in the ground.
I finally got the nerves to grow back..
Fe fi.fo.you better get up
You better get wrapped
We gonna pop Doobie woop.
Ooobie wooobie lookie here,
Lookie there.
Is it round
Is it square,
Gonna hit you with a chair.
You wont be.missed .
Nobody will care.
You stupid kids
And your video vids
You can bet the farm,
If you lose,
Your down one arm
Where is he? Scooby doobie com
Go screw you love doobie all
If i was a cok.
I'd say,
Suk my me,
Suk my me..
L
Hey, catfucious, you betta shape up or ship out! You would be a Rock Star on the other channell, so you be missin out!
You'se castin yo turds before swine here!
'nuckin futz!