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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    I think I've told this story before but I'm kind of narcoleptic sleeping, especially in new and strange places.

    I'll wake up yelling obscenities. "$#@! YOU... $#@! YOU". Happened about a month ago.

    On rare occasions it involves throwing punches.
    Separate bedrooms huh
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post

    I'll wake up yelling obscenities. "$#@! YOU... $#@! YOU". Happened about a month ago.

    On rare occasions it involves throwing punches.
    I see. You must have dreamed you ram into my mom at the dungen supply, dresses for dns , mean moms, speaking mean convention or someplace as such. As for the " screaming obsenities " part? She tends to bring that out in people Awww...my dad used to yell obscenities at her on occasion when she would rip the wings off butterflies or make babies cry on purpose. I miss him so much. Next time you see her tell that Satan called and he's breaking up with her.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Translation may have to be facilitated by copious amount of drink or certain magic things growing on the ground.
    . Silly jimmyz. " you hang up , no you hang up, hang up, no you hang up" "kiss me you fool then hang up')" means since it was only a wrong number the break up wont be that bad. Be strong my friend. Remember . " chin up" ok

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    Do YOU want to be the one to translate for either one?
    I wish we could have sock accounts here. I have some I have used on and off for years so they know me well. I have Sparky the Dog, catfucious, Biggs the Baby, my rapper sock " Biggie Mess", Tay Tay the Melinnial, Serendipity , Escaped Slave and my muscle, Crowbar. Being inactive for a while now Im sure any of them would be happy to do it just to get out of the sock drawer for a bit.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    @Cotton1 have you ever interacted with @Orion Rules here? I think you two might get along famously.
    Cool. I've seen him on the music thread a few times . If he is also here to save mankind
    Thru the seeking of knowledge or peaceful exchange of ideas I feel most certain we would hit it off wonderfully.7
    Last edited by Cotton1; 06-12-2019 at 10:58 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    @Cotton1 have you ever interacted with @Orion Rules here? I think you two might get along famously.

    In all seriousness can you allude as to why you think we would get along " famously". ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    In all seriousness can you allude as to why you think we would get along " famously". ?
    You both post streams of consciousness posts. I'm getting sort of good at understanding them. Many make me laugh and are quite numerous if I get what you are trying to say.

    Do continue at will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    You both post streams of consciousness posts. I'm getting sort of good at understanding them. Many make me laugh and are quite numerous if I get what you are trying to say.

    Do continue at will.
    Cool. That makes me happy. So happy that if we did have sock accounts here. Id write a rap song for "Biggie Mess " to add to the collection. The latest favist songs are " stolen microphone" , "Rhett Butler Sucks" , "downhill jumpin' in my Wheelchair" " Barbie Doll Suicide" "Dolly Fartins' Country Gas" and more .They will be matched up in a folder named " Run Mfer"
    Last edited by Cotton1; 06-12-2019 at 04:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    I think I've told this story before but I'm kind of narcoleptic sleeping, especially in new and strange places.

    I'll wake up yelling obscenities. "$#@! YOU... $#@! YOU". Happened about a month ago.

    On rare occasions it involves throwing punches.
    Kinf 8 of an odd but funny thing today. Last night i had texted a friend of mine and said " sure drop on by ". He said it would be about an hour. Well he gets here and can hear music coming from the man cave so he assumed I didnt hear the bell. He said it just seemed odd to him. He's an alarmist type so he goes to the back toward the man cave door. He could see the door was open a bit so he's thinking hed come on in. By now hes thinking im hacked up or something. Then he sees me asleep in a chair running my fists like crazy , upward. He didn't know id woke up twice doing that the previous night. So. i suppose In the same manner as you described i must punch at the sky fightin my way thru the night
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    Twas a shaky beginning.,
    To a week that scorched the heart.
    There were mod talks,
    Many miles did the walk.
    They said dont come back.around,
    Till.we dig this Hole.in the ground.
    I finally got the nerves to grow back..
    Fe fi.fo.you better get up
    You better get wrapped
    We gonna pop Doobie woop.
    Ooobie wooobie lookie here,
    Lookie there.
    Is it round
    Is it square,
    Gonna hit you with a chair.
    You wont be.missed .
    Nobody will care.
    You stupid kids
    And your video vids
    You can bet the farm,
    If you lose,
    Your down one arm

    Where is he? Scooby doobie com
    Go screw you love doobie all
    If i was a cok.
    I'd say,
    Suk my me,
    Suk my me..











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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Twas a shaky beginning.,
    To a week that scorched the heart.
    There were mod talks,
    Many miles did the walk.
    They said dont come back.around,
    Till.we dig this Hole.in the ground.
    I finally got the nerves to grow back..
    Fe fi.fo.you better get up
    You better get wrapped
    We gonna pop Doobie woop.
    Ooobie wooobie lookie here,
    Lookie there.
    Is it round
    Is it square,
    Gonna hit you with a chair.
    You wont be.missed .
    Nobody will care.
    You stupid kids
    And your video vids
    You can bet the farm,
    If you lose,
    Your down one arm

    Where is he? Scooby doobie com
    Go screw you love doobie all
    If i was a cok.
    I'd say,
    Suk my me,
    Suk my me..

    Jesus H Cotton
    And your sock
    Meanie Rotten
    Did you run and pay,
    You're a fa got or a $#@!
    Get a bat
    Drink a beer
    Smile at pretty moms
    Say her feet
    Are like toms
    I gotta go
    You bore Cotton
    I'm yo.
    This my brother yo
    We yo yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Jesus H Cotton
    And your sock
    Meanie Rotten
    Did you run and pay,
    You're a fa got or a $#@!
    Get a bat
    Drink a beer
    Smile at pretty moms
    Say her feet
    Are like toms
    I gotta go
    You bore Cotton
    "You bore Cotton". .? Stop it stop it stop it now
    You stop that spaeking cotton while you crap
    Or i hitupside yo head..
    With reverse pimp ..drop yo.weapon uncie fred
    Last edited by Cotton1; 06-15-2019 at 06:33 AM.
    I'm yo.
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    Hey, catfucious, you betta shape up or ship out! You would be a Rock Star on the other channell, so you be missin out!
    You'se castin yo turds before swine here!

    'nuckin futz!

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