Trump just made a TREMENDOUS deal to make Hawaii our 50th state!

[Bo-4]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump has reached a groundbreaking deal with the Hawaiian Islands to make them the nation’s fiftieth state, Trump confirmed on Monday.

Calling it “my most incredible deal yet,” Trump said that he had forced Hawaii to bend to his will and “cough up billions” to become a state.

“This is a big win for our country,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “Hawaii is going to be a beautiful and amazing state.”

Just minutes after his announcement, however, there was significant pushback from Hawaii, which claimed that it had already reached a deal to become a state in 1959.

That claim swiftly drew the ire of Trump, who denounced Hawaii’s alleged sixty years of statehood as “fake news” and “disgraceful.”

“The Hawaiians better be very, very careful what they say,” Trump warned. “I made them a state and I can take that away.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...fiftieth-state

[Cletus]

What is really sad is that you probably believe that stuff and think others should believe it, as well.

[Standing Wolf]

What is really sad is that you probably believe that stuff and think others should believe it, as well.

Humor, C, humor. What the Donald has no sense of. That piece captures the very essence of Trump's "style". Someone once said, "When we lose the ability to laugh at ourselves, we lose the ability to think clearly". That may be at least part of Trump's problem.

[EvilCat Breath]

We really don't know what Trump thinks of the piece. We don't know that he's ever read it.

What we can understand from this thread is that democrats are lying.

[Bo-4]

In addition to lacking empathy and honesty genes, Trumpublicans haven't a sense of humor and fail to recognize satire at least 50% of the time.

Sad

[MisterVeritis]

The problem with your "funny stories" is that they are not funny.

Carry on.

[Captain Obvious]