Kellyanne Conway to leave White House immediately to begin new job at Kremlin!

[Bo-4]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The embattled Presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway will leave her post at the White House, effective immediately, and begin a new job at the Kremlin on Friday, the White House and the Kremlin have confirmed.

Conway, who has served as a counsellor to President Donald Trump, will serve as a counsellor to President Vladimir Putin.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, announced the news in sombre fashion. “Everyone here is happy for Kellyanne, but our nation has lost a great liar,” she said.

Conway told reporters that she was excited to work in “a country that doesn’t have dumb old laws like the Hatch Act.”

“As a federal employee, there were so many restrictions on getting involved in American elections, but at the Kremlin that’ll be my main job,” she said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...job-at-kremlin

[Chris]

Hey, I thought Sanders already left the WH.

[Safety]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The embattled Presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway will leave her post at the White House, effective immediately, and begin a new job at the Kremlin on Friday, the White House and the Kremlin have confirmed.

Conway, who has served as a counsellor to President Donald Trump, will serve as a counsellor to President Vladimir Putin.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, announced the news in sombre fashion. “Everyone here is happy for Kellyanne, but our nation has lost a great liar,” she said.

Conway told reporters that she was excited to work in “a country that doesn’t have dumb old laws like the Hatch Act.”

“As a federal employee, there were so many restrictions on getting involved in American elections, but at the Kremlin that’ll be my main job,” she said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...job-at-kremlin

It's sad when a humor column almost reflects plausible reality.

[MisterVeritis]

It is yet another "funny story" that is not funny.

That is all.

[Standing Wolf]

It is yet another "funny story" that is not funny.

That is all.

One last time.

[DGUtley]

Will she be the new DNC Kremlin Contact?

[alexa]

Will she be the new DNC Kremlin Contact?

Even the DNC wouldn't employ that skank.

Teddy Kennedy at last call wasn't that desperate.

[DGUtley]

Even the DNC wouldn't employ that skank. Teddy Kennedy at last call wasn't that desperate.

...maybe they should've. After all that Skank (as you say) beat your Skank.

[alexa]

...maybe they should've. After all that Skank (as you say) beat your Skank.

Some things are more important than winning.

Perhaps you'll have a chance to reflect on that in the future, although I doubt you'll ever believe it.

[DGUtley]

Some things are more important than winning. Perhaps you'll have a chance to reflect on that in the future, although I doubt you'll ever believe it.

I supported the one that everybody said was going to lose because of what your Skank said that she'd do to the Court, the borders, constitutional rights etc. Despite and knowing that, you're lecturing me on some things being more important than winning? Argle-bargle.