Multiple late night partiers including Johnny B Goode and Daisy Jane report seeing Muskrat Sam's car at Mustang Sally's house at 3:00 AM this morning. Fueling the town's interest is the fact that both Muskrat Sam's wife ( Muskrat Sally) and Mustang Sally's husband ( Big Bad John) are currently out of town!


Just kidding. But this type of thing does get around town fast. It's far more interesting to mind other people's business than your own!