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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Jim View Post
    Hang it up cotton until the sober fairy visits....
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    Good morning AZ. The main problem with that assumption is that I clearly stated in the OP that it was a dream I awakened from . Upon awakening I texted it to a friend because it was hilarious to me then, now and always. What not been mentioned is that I cant use alcohol or any other drug in my sleep either. Furtermore , I was not doing anything before bed.either. Last, many dreams are surrealistic. Its common and likely the rule not the exception. If one realIy wants to use wants to use assumption why is a " assumption" typically negative ? Ok, why? To begin a process of an individual begin gradually torn down bit by bit regardless of future plans it makes sense to use it someone who is devisibe or someone with a large number of internalized thoughts and actions that itwill likely manifest dt manifest as anger at some point as the aforementioned. Quickly. #1. This morning is frustrating. Defending myself for something.that by them for one.

    I'll tall it now, quickly. This has been a very bad week mentally and physically. Dreams are a manner in which our minds attempt to process matters..km dealing with not only bI polar but by trauma issues that are slowly taking a greater role. I have been deluged with obviously to many peopla. I am stressed out to a degree i cant explain. I am in serious and i mean very serous pain. The chaos this week has me upsat. The upcoming chaos has me .on point. My trauma isues are serious..they are brutal. Im writing some to escape. Im writing some to dodge reality. Its also.a way im trying to maintain write. Thare is barely a place on me physically that doesnt hurt, like hell. There is not a part of mypsyche not begging for inner peace and mercy. It has taken me almost two hours today just to write a few paragraphs. Mybrain is doing what evidence shows the traumatized brain begins shutting down in threatening /time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I do not partake of the demon weed anymore. The last time I smoked out I read the newspaper backwards and it started saying " Paul is dead , Paul is dead"
    But.....Paul IS dead. Hmmmm.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I think that cat was chosen by God to be a leader of cats and advisor to the only biblical figures to drive a Honda automobile. "The Apostles all left in one Accord"



    I want one ! I would saw an arm off for a cat like that! Any ideas on whose arm? All those in favor of procuring a cat like the one pictured above raise a paw. Hello in the back, good evening cokk-er Span..wth? Youre a dog, wrong thread ! Youre one sick puppy " yo mama is a four legger , three legger. Lemme guess cruising along minding your own business and suddenly a person ran out in front of you..
    You wont have to saw your arm off; the cat will gladly eat mine!NAH!
    The cat came out last night, I am dissapointed, its nothing but a normal alley cat!It walked up to me by my desk, and lost all interest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I do not partake of the demon weed anymore. The last time I smoked out I read the newspaper backwards and it started saying " Paul is dead , Paul is dead"
    Back when there was all this talk about playing certain Beatles music backwards, a fried of mine put Revolution Number Nine on a turntable and spun it backwards. On the part where they say "number nine, number nine", backwards it said "turn me on dead man, turn me on dead man".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    You wont have to saw your arm off; the cat will gladly eat mine!NAH!
    The cat came out last night, I am dissapointed, its nothing but a normal alley cat!It walked up to me by my desk, and lost all interest!
    Just when it looked as though Bullwinkle and Rocky had finally escaped from the evil Boris and his weird wife Natasha once and for all
    ..in another part of the forest a new arms race rains down on humanity..is this the cat-tasprophe of cat-tastrophes? Tune in next week for another episode of " that's no regular kitten"
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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    But.....Paul IS dead. Hmmmm.....
    on tonight's "solving musical mystery tours " we will be putting this question to rest by speaking with the world renowned hero to millions inventor of inventing voice of a generation the one the only man of the hour himself, Cotton ! in da house! thank you. I will be speaking with Paul McCartney about his alleged death or. .life?

    Hello Paul.
    Hello Cotton. You'll have to excuse me I am a bit starstruck in your presence. I'm a big Cotton fan from way back!
    Thank you Paul. I love me too, a lot. I have to ask you are you dead? You'll have to overlook me if I play devils advocate, Paul. I sold your soul to the devil for a couple of your songs and a free pass on some wrongs, in case you are dead and Im busy listening to my favorite Chinese band" Chop Huey Lewis and the Wongs singing their new hit "Right". In my contract it stipulates I have to advocate for the devil on occasion but no promise of sympathy for the devil.
    Cotton, a plug for the Stonas? That hurt.
    Ok, then fuk off, Paul
    I'll stay.
    Fuk off
    I'll stay
    Ok..now Paul I think you are indeed dead.
    Am not
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    Am not
    Are
    So Paul lets move on. You were in the service?
    Yes, Sargeant Pepper.
    Uh huh..but weren't you Billy Shields?
    The Enquirer said Billy Shields was a real life Londoner that doubled in for you after your fatal car crash. Is he?
    Lol , Cotton you would have to ask Billy Shields.
    I just did didnt I? Gotcha!
    Not at all, hillbilly. Billy Sheilds is my alter ego.
    Really ? I thought Sgt Pepper was?
    No Sgt Pepper the alter ego of the Billy Shields alter ego
    Is not.
    Is
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    Well Paul ..short on time. The Pope requested dinner with me. Can you play us a song? You know a yin or yang a happy or sad a alive or dead..Gotcha again!
    No you didn't Cotton but here you go
    A song for short and long ..
    Have a good evening Cotton
    You 2 ..Pac? .Gotcha again!
    No you didn't
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    Here we go ..back to reality ! Liftoff
    Last edited by Cotton1; 08-25-2019 at 05:53 PM. Reason: Dead is Paul ..Dead is Paul ..Dead is Paul
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tahuyaman View Post
    Back when there was all this talk about playing certain Beatles music backwards, a fried of mine put Revolution Number Nine on a turntable and spun it backwards. On the part where they say "number nine, number nine", backwards it said "turn me on dead man, turn me on dead man".
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    ,)"Danger Will Robinson's Cat
    " " Danger Will Robinsons Cat". I think we/me/Cat has situation. Hmmm " number nine nine nine ..9 lives 9 lives ..dead dead dead. Tahu, woe is me. Thats a riddle and I am the joke meow? Meow? They comin' ain't they ? G Man comin . hey..did you hear that? Its paws up for kitty isnt it? Paws up
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    You weren't by chance a fan of Monty Python?
    "The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problems.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    You weren't by chance a fan of Monty Python?
    I've never seen a minute of it. I assumed it was mainstream with no depth or layers because so many mention it? It is a group of people sort of like say Led Zep with nobody named zep in the band ? If they are twisted , dark, and use sublimial messages saying weird stuff I'll try them. If they talk to themselves and play every character by one person I'm in for sure. I wish I could remember which youtube acct i had my insane radio call in show where id be the caller and the host. I also cannot find my sermon. For a man of the cloth I sho' was talkin' bad words. But Lawd! I was hopping down a bunny trail that night. I think I added a few commandments. Cotton was feelin ' it Lawd! My jewish friend spit the last few bites of her Gentile K Bob everywhere lol. She calied me said " wth was that "? Lol
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