Bye bye Miss American Pie..

[Retirednsmilin308]

Same kitty

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[Cotton1]

I buried Paul......in a strawberry field?....forever?

Paul McCartney
Died in the church and was buried along with his name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

Eleanor Rigby....

[Cotton1]

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong .?

Lennon/mccartney

[Cotton1]

on tonight's "solving musical mystery tours " we will be putting this question to rest by speaking with the world renowned hero to millions inventor of inventing voice of a generation the one the only man of the hour himself, Cotton ! in da house! thank you. I will be speaking with Paul McCartney about his alleged death or. .life?

Hello Paul.
Hello Cotton. You'll have to excuse me I am a bit starstruck in your presence. I'm a big Cotton fan from way back!
Thank you Paul. I love me too, a lot. I have to ask you are you dead? You'll have to overlook me if I play devils advocate, Paul. I sold your soul to the devil for a couple of your songs and a free pass on some wrongs, in case you are dead and Im busy listening to my favorite Chinese band" Chop Huey Lewis and the Wongs singing their new hit "Right". In my contract it stipulates I have to advocate for the devil on occasion but no promise of sympathy for the devil.
Cotton, a plug for the Stonas? That hurt.
Ok, then fuk off, Paul
I'll stay.
Fuk off
I'll stay
Ok..now Paul I think you are indeed dead.
Am not
Are
Am not
Are
So Paul lets move on. You were in the service?
Yes, Sargeant Pepper.
Uh huh..but weren't you Billy Shields?
The Enquirer said Billy Shields was a real life Londoner that doubled in for you after your fatal car crash. Is he?
Lol , Cotton you would have to ask Billy Shields.
I just did didnt I? Gotcha!
Not at all, hillbilly. Billy Sheilds is my alter ego.
Really ? I thought Sgt Pepper was?
No Sgt Pepper the alter ego of the Billy Shields alter ego
Is not.
Is
Is not.
Is
Well Paul ..short on time. The Pope requested dinner with me. Can you play us a song? You know a yin or yang a happy or sad a alive or dead..Gotcha again!
No you didn't Cotton but here you go
A song for short and long ..
Have a good evening Cotton
You 2 ..Pac? .Gotcha again!
No you didn't
Did
Didn't
Here we go ..back to reality ! Liftoff

Pardon me for bumping this thread. But...after all of this im still not sure if Paul is dead, or not