Great euphemisms that never really took off

[donttread]

You call women "two leggers"?

I've heard them called "split tails". But I do not use that term.

[Lummy]

I've heard them called "split tails". But I do not use that term.

Well, yeah, that's awful too. But "two leggers" implies "four leggers", which is especially hilarious in cotton's case. LOL.

Okay, I'll drop it.

[CCitizen]

If you insult me I will curse you:

"May you be twittered!"

"May a Twitter mob descend upon you!"

"May Jack Dorsey take your soul!"

[Captdon]

"He got kicked right in the Bobbitt" Was very popular when it was topical, now? Not do much...

We used to call him Dickless Tracy.