Holy cow, talk about identity politics, batman!!
Paris zoo unveils the "blob", an organism with no brain but 720 sexes
It's fascinating in that it "looks like a fungus but acts like an animal." It "has no mouth, no stomach, no eyes, yet it can detect food and digest it." It "has no brain but is able to learn (...) and if you merge two blobs, the one that has learned will transmit its knowledge to the other...."
But oddest of all, "The blob also has almost 720 sexes...."
Well, according to Meet The Blob, A Creature That Has Almost 720 Sexes — But No Brain: "But back to the almost 720 sexes that these beasties have. You are, no doubt, having trouble wrapping your head around that, and you may be wondering about the dating possibilities that exist for these wee beasties. Basically, slime molds can only mix their genetic material when they possess a compatible set of mitochondrial genes known as matA, matB, and matC, each of which has as many as 16 variations (ref). So it would appear that slime molds lead very complicated social lives."
That's just an odd definition of sex.
What it looks like: