Biggest Ouija board in Western Pa. or Massachusetts?

[Helena]

https://www.inquirer.com/news/haunte...-20191029.html

If you bump into something in Blair Murphy’s haunted hotel, chances are it’s a creepy doll or some antlered animal, looking directly at you with dead eyes. An enormous tarot card is painted across the ceiling. The Ouija board on the roof is even bigger, 44 feet by 29.

Murphy, who grew up in a funeral home in Haddonfield, N.J., has enough spiritual firepower in the 32-room former brothel in Somerset County to summon a whole army of the undead to do his bidding. He owns a former church up the street, too, in case other spirits are listening. But Murphy said he doesn’t need prayers or curses to address “Ouijazilla,” a recent challenger to his Guinness Book of World Records title for “World’s Biggest Ouija Board.”

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[Lummy]

[Helena]

It's day appropriate. What's the facepalm for?

[Lummy]

Ouija boards are ridiculous. Sorry.

You ask it something important like, "Will Timmy die before midnight tonight?", and then everyone starts pushing the sled piece toward "Yes" except Timmy, who's pushing as hard as he can in the other direction to "No". The board quickly gets a deep rut, the sled gets stuck and the little sled legs break, and that's the end of the game.

[Helena]

Ouija boards are ridiculous. Sorry.

You ask it something important like, "Will Timmy die before midnight tonight?", and then everyone starts pushing the sled piece toward "Yes" except Timmy, who's pushing as hard as he can in the other direction to "No". The board quickly gets a deep rut, the sled gets stuck and the little sled legs break, and that's the end of the game.

That doesn't happen on the giant ones. The sky opens up and one of the participants disappears.

[Crepitus]

https://www.inquirer.com/news/haunte...-20191029.html

If you bump into something in Blair Murphy’s haunted hotel, chances are it’s a creepy doll or some antlered animal, looking directly at you with dead eyes. An enormous tarot card is painted across the ceiling. The Ouija board on the roof is even bigger, 44 feet by 29.

Murphy, who grew up in a funeral home in Haddonfield, N.J., has enough spiritual firepower in the 32-room former brothel in Somerset County to summon a whole army of the undead to do his bidding. He owns a former church up the street, too, in case other spirits are listening. But Murphy said he doesn’t need prayers or curses to address “Ouijazilla,” a recent challenger to his Guinness Book of World Records title for “World’s Biggest Ouija Board.”

More at link

Gonna summon the spirit of Paul bunion?

[Helena]

Gonna summon the spirit of Paul bunion?

Gross!

No, Bunyan perhaps. Or maybe the Brawny Paper towel guy.

[Crepitus]

Gross!

No, Bunyan perhaps. Or maybe the Brawny Paper towel guy.

Sorry, my bad. I used voice to text and shouldn't have.