If the value of the card was not excessive and I really wanted to mess with somebody, I think I'd have used it for something that would give them pause....maybe challenge their marketing skills. Baked beans, douche and a lawn chair, or maybe fifteen rolls of Gorilla Tape.
$750.oo, and they were planning on getting their money's worth.
You forgot the lime jello and a tarp....
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." -- James Madison