The yearly dumbass award goes to non other than!!!!!
He could not have been louder about his missing powder.
Responding to a call about a burglary Sunday, police in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., discovered a very forthright man claiming to be a drug dealer in need of some assistance.
David Blackmon allegedly told deputies with the Okaloosa County Sheriff's office that a thief had broken into his car and swiped $50 in cash in addition to a quarter ounce of his prized cocaine,
Authorities confirmed that the items seemed to be missing from where the 35-year-old said he had put them, but on the bright side, the deputies were able to help him locate a second bag of coke that he had left on the center console, at which point they began reading Blackmon his rights.
In Deputy Dennis Fields' arrest report, he noted, "Blackmon asked if I knew the cocaine was there, why did I let him keep talking."
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