wild hogs, man. When they’re not running into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small kids play, they’re digging up and destroying huge stashes of cocaine buried deep in the woods of Tuscany. In a story first reported stateside in Newsweek, a gang of suspected drug dealers—one Italian and three Albanians—were arrested on charges of trafficking after police tapped their phones and overheard them talking about, uh, dealing drugs. More specifically: they were complaining about how rampaging wild boar had dug up their massive stash hidden in Italy’s Valdichiana valley. (“Mamma mia! Those-a terrible-a hogs-a!”) According to The Independent, “with their powerful snouts, the boar managed to rip open the waterproof packages in which the cocaine was kept” scattering it all over the bucolic forest floor.