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    A neighbors gf..hmmm

    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.
    I'd be checking to see if her boyfriend supports the 2nd Amendment before considering the 'caveman' approach.

    Try a kitten, chocolates and a bottle of white wine first.
    "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." -- James Madison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.
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    Caveman stuff only works if you live in a cave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Collateral Damage View Post
    I'd be checking to see if her boyfriend supports the 2nd Amendment before considering the 'caveman' approach.

    Try a kitten, chocolates and a bottle of white wine first.
    I love kittens , wine and chocolates ! I generally prefer that anyway !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Caveman stuff only works if you live in a cave.

    I spend most of my time at home in Arkansas and the rest of it in Memphis. Thats about as close to a "cave" as one can get !
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMC View Post


    Ooo..I wonder if she comes with her own tennis racquet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    I'd never have guessed.
    Maybe they get bored with me because I have such a bland and mundane view of the world. Or..it could just be my same ole same ole personality every day-o, day-o. Zee Vussian girlz mightz like itz, yes?
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