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    I love how therapists . greif counselors talk lol

    Hey cotton! How you doing ?
    Wonderful, thats why im here.

    Any suicidal thoughts ?
    Not yet but keep talking and ask me again half an hour

    Why do you do certain things?

    Because I enjoy them

    Why do you " enjoy them"

    Because it makes me happy

    Why does it make you happy?

    Because i enjoy them...

    Next week?

    Whose turn on the couch next week dr, yours or mine ?
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    Hey cotton. Looking good today.!

    I know, thank you.

    Any changes i need to know about since our last visit?

    Well...your hair is different. I liked it better last time.

    No, i meant change in you?

    No. I am here because its my new hobby. Yourself?

    Ok cotton. Next week?
    I dont date my health care people but thanks anyway .

    No , i meant next week appt.

    Sure , unless i am too well to attend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Hey cotton! How you doing ?
    Wonderful, thats why im here.

    Any suicidal thoughts ?
    Not yet but keep talking and ask me again half an hour

    Why do you do certain things?

    Because I enjoy them

    Why do you " enjoy them"

    Because it makes me happy

    Why does it make you happy?

    Because i enjoy them...

    Next week?

    Whose turn on the couch next week dr, yours or mine ?
    so um, how do you feel about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by donttread View Post
    so um, how do you feel about that?
    Right now I feel very happy and smiling. Why, you may ask? Because your response was very witty and it caught me off guard.
    Moving on..
    When im in the office with her I can tell when she is subconciously trying to give her self therapy via me. When she speaks circular as in post 1 shes focused on me. When she broadens her speech as in post 2 she is subconciously trying to help herself. Shes only human and im very glad to be of assist. I havent told her that because I dont want her to change her game.
    The irony is she is prolly saying the same about me regarding her. Some days its not all about me. Some days it has to be. Both are a survival skill.
    Ive learned that helping others is my best therapy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Right now I feel very happy and smiling. Why, you may ask? Because your response was very witty and it caught me off guard.
    Moving on..
    When im in the office with her I can tell when she is subconciously trying to give her self therapy via me. When she speaks circular as in post 1 shes focused on me. When she broadens her speech as in post 2 she is subconciously trying to help herself. Shes only human and im very glad to be of assist. I havent told her that because I dont want her to change her game.
    The irony is she is prolly saying the same about me regarding her. Some days its not all about me. Some days it has to be. Both are a survival skill.
    Ive learned that helping others is my best therapy.
    Lol, ole sport. She may be thinking or saying a lot of things but doubtful about you. Unless..." That cotton is making me crazy. Thanks to that knucklehead i have to ponder weird questions like " if cartoons arent real how do you explain bugs bunny "? Jesus H False Idols. They dont pay me enough for the likes of him".

    Cute. Keep talking , farmboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Lol, ole sport. She may be thinking or saying a lot of things but doubtful about you. Unless..." That cotton is making me crazy. Thanks to that knucklehead i have to ponder weird questions like " if cartoons arent real how do you explain bugs bunny "? Jesus H False Idols. They dont pay me enough for the likes of him".

    Cute. Keep talking , farmboy
    Does she at least have nice tits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linux View Post
    Does she at least have nice tits?
    Yes. But I'd never get involved with a therapist. Shed never just talk. Shed ask a lot of questions. Youd be snuggles watching TV and maybe ask " wanna scroll the guide ". Shed be like " did it make you comfy as a child to scroll the guide"?
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    Therapist : hey Cotton how was Thanksgiving ?

    Me: up/down , in/out, night/day , wet /dry . the usual ding a ling bs.

    Did you go to your mothers house and have Thanksgiving with your mom , sisters and sht for brains hubbys?

    Nope. Called and said I was too well to attend.

    Why do you always say that , cotton?

    Because it works.


    Any thoughts of harming yourrself or suicidal ideations?

    Only when I called the front desk and they told me I would be billed twice without a 24 hour notice.

    You ok with that, cotton?

    Why? Is that code asking me out to dinner and a movie?

    It would be unethical to do that. That being said come to my house and in the back door.

    Dr are you sure ?

    I ask the questions around here, not you.

    Wut.??

    Thats it naughty boy.

    Lmao dr. What u gonna do about it, spank me?

    Yes I am.

    Cotton do you realize how many things you had going in that noggin of yours when we started compared to now?

    Hmmm how many guesses do I get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    When im in the office with her I can tell when she is subconciously trying to give her self therapy via me. When she speaks circular as in post 1 shes focused on me. When she broadens her speech as in post 2 she is subconciously trying to help herself. Shes only human and im very glad to be of assist. I havent told her that because I dont want her to change her game.
    The irony is she is prolly saying the same about me regarding her. Some days its not all about me. Some days it has to be. Both are a survival skill.
    Ive learned that helping others is my best therapy.
    That's profound and astute, cotton.

    Maybe you should trade places with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lummy View Post
    That's profound and astute, cotton.

    Maybe you should trade places with her.
    Thank you. We have had a very productive relationship. A good therapist typically has a high degree of empathy. A high degree of empathy comes with a dark side too. The following article is from medium.com. I have been reading its many articles since I became interested in the " polymath" project. IMO its elementary and presumptious but it hits square center in the idea " you become who or what you are exposed to". From the therapists side of the desk she is not surrounded by many positive thinkers in her work. She is dealing with some who cannot be fixed. Dealing with an occasional patient who hangs themself ( in these days of the anti gun yap from the media and politicians hanging oneself as opposed to gun meet head has became all the rage with the pc crowd lol). I dont want to begin rambling so for brevity sake ill simply stop rambling. Btw, this brief from medium.com disturbed me because the writer exhibits as a follower instead of a leader. Following a good leader doth not a leader make. It simply makes one a good follower. https://medium.com/the-polymath-proj...h-a2ea32d08c72

    The pc crowd hangs out together. To the end, apparently lol

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