The statue

[murdock]

In a park in a large city there stands a statue of a man and a woman embracing each other. The statue had been there for decades and no one really knew the story behind it. One day a traveling warlock decided it would be a good deed to grant the two statues life for 30 minutes as a reward for their sacrifice. Immediately they jumped down off the pedestal and headed for the woods and for the next 15 minutes all you could hear was moaning and groaning and thrashing in the bushes. When they came out the man said to the woman "That was wonderful, don't you think?" The woman said "Yes, it was fantastic, but next time you hold the pigeon and let me sh*t on it!"

[Mini Me]

In a park in a large city there stands a statue of a man and a woman embracing each other. The statue had been there for decades and no one really knew the story behind it. One day a traveling warlock decided it would be a good deed to grant the two statues life for 30 minutes as a reward for their sacrifice. Immediately they jumped down off the pedestal and headed for the woods and for the next 15 minutes all you could hear was moaning and groaning and thrashing in the bushes. When they came out the man said to the woman "That was wonderful, don't you think?" The woman said "Yes, it was fantastic, but next time you hold the pigeon and let me sh*t on it!"

Was this the statue?
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[Standing Wolf]

And that story is called "The Aristocrats".

[murdock]

Was this the statue?
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Beats me, all I see is code.