Google Talk Search and my Southern Accent

[Cotton1]

I get some really weird results when I do google speech search. Today I said " little ceasers" it came back with " a bigger - you know what". When I say " the political forums" it nearly always says " play political forums" or " clinical forums". WTH does it want me to, whisper in its ear? " oh google youre so cute tickle me"

[Cotton1]

I tried it. I said " oh google you're so cute, tickle me"

It gave me a search for " Thai love phrases". THEN about 15-20 seconds later I get a text from a half drunken friend of mine. She said "should I use the same card"?
I told her what happened and said "actually no card needed, you can tickle me for free"
Touch the sky lol

[Cotton1]

I sent her this video back. Complete with my new stalker, the Dancing Troll. This chick will mot stop dancing.

[Common Sense]

Try speaking ding dong dang English fer Pete's sake, y'all.

[Cotton1]

Try speaking ding dong dang English fer Pete's sake, y'all.

And I thought dat dar pizza deliverin' gal waz a tough cuss!

[Cotton1]

I said " zee vussian peeples and bozzman vladmir say f u.
It gave me this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_life_of_Shivaji

[Mini Me]

I get some really weird results when I do google speech search. Today I said " little ceasers" it came back with " a bigger - you know what". When I say " the political forums" it nearly always says " play political forums" or " clinical forums". WTH does it want me to, whisper in its ear? " oh google youre so cute tickle me"

Be CAREFULL! Google is so powerfull it could crush you like a bug, as its run by the Kosher Nostra and BIG FUDD! You must pay homage to the God Fudd!

Burnt offerings and chewable flavored kitty litter are what sooths the raging beast of FUDD!

[Cotton1]

The Hole !