Hilarious
Funny
Mildly amusing
Dumb
Where's the punchline?
The ones I know would get me thrown out of here in two seconds.
When it is not allowed to be questioned, it is not science, it is PROPAGANDA
Leroy was a very religious man and one day while praying he said "Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?" Surprisingly the Lord answered and said "Tis but a penny Leroy". Leroy went back to praying and after a few minutes said "Lord, how long is a million years to you" Again the Lord replied "Tis but a second Leroy" A few minutes later Leroy said "Lord, will you give me a million dollars?" And the Lord replied "Sure Leroy, just give me a second"
Cotton1 (01-05-2020)
A guy and his gal were walking along a country road. The guy had to go. he went into an outhouse. After a while the girl went to check on him. He was halfway down the hole. She pulled him up.
"What happened?'
"I lost my jacket down that hole."
"Well, ya weren't going to wear it again."
"No. but I had a sandwich in the pocket."
Liberals are a clear and present danger to our nation
Pick your enemies carefully.
Cotton1 (01-05-2020)
What do you call two gays named "Bob".?
Oral Roberts
The Sage of Main Street (02-19-2020)
What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?
Stew
Captdon (01-05-2020)
I was gonna tell a good gay joke.
Butt fuk it
Captdon (01-05-2020),carolina73 (02-19-2020)
FindersKeepers (01-05-2020)
The Bible tells us that God created the Universe. The animals and man. Adam was frolicking in the Garden of Eden and getting frisky with some of the wild life. God sternly stated: "Adam, cut that $#@! out. I will give you a perfect mate."
Adam was elated. "Sure thing God, what do I have to give you?"
God: "This is going to be so go it is going to cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam: "Oh. What can I get for a rib?"
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
a pirate walks into the bar. he has the boat wheel over his crotch. the bartender says "why is the steering wheel over your crotch? " it drives me nuts" hahahahaha
carolina73 (02-19-2020)