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[The Sage of Main Street]

No, gifted.

A blonde kidnapped a little boy and brought him to her apartment. Her ransom note said, "I've kidnapped your son. Please leave a ransom of $5,000 under the bench by the tennis courts in the park."

Then she pinned the note to the back of the boy's shirt and sent him home.

She went to the park the next day and, sure enough, $5,000 was in a basket under that bench. With it was a note from the mother of the boy: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

[carolina73]

“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

[carolina73]

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

[Tahuyaman]

A little boy asked his dad. "Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is". The father replied "No son".