When Jowlie was young, his mother took him aside one day to give him advice about girls. "When you're old enough to take an interest in girls, don't ever be afraid to ask a date if she has VD," his mother said. "If she's respectable, she will be happy to answer, and that answer will be 'no' or you don't take her out. If she can't or won't answer, or answers 'yes', politely refuse the date. Got that?"
In a few years, when Jowlie was old enough to date, he asked a girl out. Remembering his mother's advice, he politely said, "I have to ask you something my mother told me to ask any girl I take on a date."
"What's that?" the girl said.
"Do you have any VD?"
"Which ones?" she replied.
Jowlie went blank. "She didn't say," he said.
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