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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    This is a joke I made up.

    Pee Wee Herman is at a porn movie theater. The guy next to him says " would you move your elbow please"?.

    Pee Wee replies
    " thats not my elbow"
    Ah, hahahahahahahha
    As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. --H.L. Mencken,

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    The ones I know would get me thrown out of here in two seconds.
    Forget about the Nazis. Look to much more recent failings to see what may affect the US.
    "Smart people learn from their mistakes. Even smarter people learn from the mistakes of others".
    -Brandon Mull, Fablehaven.

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    Leroy was a very religious man and one day while praying he said "Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?" Surprisingly the Lord answered and said "Tis but a penny Leroy". Leroy went back to praying and after a few minutes said "Lord, how long is a million years to you" Again the Lord replied "Tis but a second Leroy" A few minutes later Leroy said "Lord, will you give me a million dollars?" And the Lord replied "Sure Leroy, just give me a second"
    Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.
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    A guy and his gal were walking along a country road. The guy had to go. he went into an outhouse. After a while the girl went to check on him. He was halfway down the hole. She pulled him up.
    "What happened?'
    "I lost my jacket down that hole."
    "Well, ya weren't going to wear it again."
    "No. but I had a sandwich in the pocket."
    Liberals are a clear and present danger to our freedom and our society and our morals.

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    What do you call two gays named "Bob".?

    Oral Roberts

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    What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

    Stew

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    I was gonna tell a good gay joke.

    Butt fuk it

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    Quote Originally Posted by FindersKeepers View Post
    I regret to say it went over my head...
    Or under. Either way me too.

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    The Bible tells us that God created the Universe. The animals and man. Adam was frolicking in the Garden of Eden and getting frisky with some of the wild life. God sternly stated: "Adam, cut that $#@! out. I will give you a perfect mate."

    Adam was elated. "Sure thing God, what do I have to give you?"

    God: "This is going to be so go it is going to cost you an arm and a leg."

    Adam: "Oh. What can I get for a rib?"



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    a pirate walks into the bar. he has the boat wheel over his crotch. the bartender says "why is the steering wheel over your crotch? " it drives me nuts" hahahahaha

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