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    Rate this joke.

    When Jowlie was young, his mother took him aside one day to give him advice about girls. "When you're old enough to take an interest in girls, don't ever be afraid to ask a date if she has VD," his mother said. "If she's respectable, she will be happy to answer, and that answer will be 'no' or you don't take her out. If she can't or won't answer, or answers 'yes', politely refuse the date. Got that?"

    In a few years, when Jowlie was old enough to date, he asked a girl out. Remembering his mother's advice, he politely said, "I have to ask you something my mother told me to ask any girl I take on a date."
    "What's that?" the girl said.
    "Do you have any VD?"
    "Which ones?" she replied.
    Jowlie went blank. "She didn't say," he said.

    Rate this joke.
    Last edited by Lummy; 01-01-2020 at 01:50 PM.

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    Got an original joke? This is your thread! Find out if anyone thinks it's funny besides you!

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    I said funny
    LETS GO BRANDON
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    I thought it was hilarious-!

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    I regret to say it went over my head...
    ""A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul" ~George Bernard Shaw

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    My friend Leroy had a constant fishing buddy, Cletus. They would go fishing together every chance they had. One day while they were out fishing Leroy asked Cletus, Cletus, if I snuck off and went to your house and made love to your wife and she had a kid would we be kin?

    To which Cletus replied No, but we would be even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanbforrest45 View Post
    My friend Leroy had a constant fishing buddy, Cletus. They would go fishing together every chance they had. One day while they were out fishing Leroy asked Cletus, Cletus, if I snuck off and went to your house and made love to your wife and she had a kid would we be kin?

    To which Cletus replied No, but we would be even.
    That’s good.

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    Certainly is!

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    This is a joke I made up.

    Pee Wee Herman is at a porn movie theater. The guy next to him says " would you move your elbow please"?.

    Pee Wee replies
    " thats not my elbow"

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