Im my defense, at least I have standards.
Im my defense, at least I have standards.
MisterVeritis (01-24-2020)
Its not like I jumped in front of her amd said " cat or dog person"? She just casually mentioned she had a dog. I didnt flinch. A minute or so later she says " pit bulldog". My fight or flight inner turbocharger started "spooling up", one might say. When she said that I still didnt flinch but inside I was feeling like an f-18 fighter jet locked in a closet. I am not having anything to do with a girl with a bulldog. Hell to the no. Having sex with a Shih Tzu watching creeped me out enough. I felt cheap
Captdon (01-02-2020)
As a gentleman of the South, pardon me if that seemed a bit crude to you. It seemed a bit crude to me so pardon me. I will rephrase and just say the Shih Tzu made me feel...defiled. If I was hip to dogs in a big way I guess I could dig it if floats her boat (hers, not the dogs boat) but thats just not how I roll, normally. I think I just need to STFU.
Several of the best times I have had with women were with " Yankee " women. Those from Michigan and New York seem to be the best.
There is an old British sea shanty that professes, " those Yankee women are tougher than the other side of hell".
It is about a British seaman in New York City who gets " screwed, blued, and tattooed " as us sailors say it, in NYC and lived to tell about it.
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When it is not allowed to be questioned, it is not science, it is PROPAGANDA
That is awesome ! I never could stand that stupid brat kid but the Robot appaently has a soft spot for the little hitler jr " billy mumy". When i was a young Cotton that kir scared me on a " twilight zone"episode I never got past. These days id have to let him beat his face on my fists for a short while as I sat on my porch facing.the Southern skies pretending the stars were having convos about and studying about us as we do them. Or. Just.go old school and tpss him thru a wall ..
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