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Thread: Ooo ooo. I have a new admirer. Redhead, approach with caution , yes?

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    Im my defense, at least I have standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Strike 3. Player ejected from playing surface. Why, you might ask. It may sound petty but shes a dog person
    Im 100% serious. They tend to be authoritative and tend to be more controlling. Im not 100% stereotyping her but I will give Pareto the 80% nod. I learned my lesson on that summer of 2018. A real sweetie from Jackson Ms. Im not taking auditions for another mother at this time. No offense to my canine loving friends meant.
    Its not like I jumped in front of her amd said " cat or dog person"? She just casually mentioned she had a dog. I didnt flinch. A minute or so later she says " pit bulldog". My fight or flight inner turbocharger started "spooling up", one might say. When she said that I still didnt flinch but inside I was feeling like an f-18 fighter jet locked in a closet. I am not having anything to do with a girl with a bulldog. Hell to the no. Having sex with a Shih Tzu watching creeped me out enough. I felt cheap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Its not like I jumped in front of her amd said " cat or dog person"? She just casually mentioned she had a dog. I didnt flinch. A minute or so later she says " pit bulldog". My fight or flight inner turbocharger started "spooling up", one might say. When she said that I still didnt flinch but inside I was feeling like an f-18 fighter jet locked in a closet. I am not having anything to do with a girl with a bulldog. Hell to the no. Having sex with a Shih Tzu watching creeped me out enough. I felt cheap
    As a gentleman of the South, pardon me if that seemed a bit crude to you. It seemed a bit crude to me so pardon me. I will rephrase and just say the Shih Tzu made me feel...defiled. If I was hip to dogs in a big way I guess I could dig it if floats her boat (hers, not the dogs boat) but thats just not how I roll, normally. I think I just need to STFU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    A few days ago I call to make a reservation at a hotel. Its sort of my fav "get away from everyone" place. This girl answers. She said " oh, I remember you". Caught me off guard its been 6 months. I wasnt sure who she was but when I saw her she was making googly eyes at me. This is going to be interesting. In six months she will probably be on the " people I want to get away from" list. Shes not only a redhead shes a yankee. Thats two strikes but I will ignore that for now

    You are quite the Stud Cotton how do you do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Its not like I jumped in front of her amd said " cat or dog person"? She just casually mentioned she had a dog. I didnt flinch. A minute or so later she says " pit bulldog". My fight or flight inner turbocharger started "spooling up", one might say. When she said that I still didnt flinch but inside I was feeling like an f-18 fighter jet locked in a closet. I am not having anything to do with a girl with a bulldog. Hell to the no. Having sex with a Shih Tzu watching creeped me out enough. I felt cheap
    Cutesy Time is OVER

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    Several of the best times I have had with women were with " Yankee " women. Those from Michigan and New York seem to be the best.
    There is an old British sea shanty that professes, " those Yankee women are tougher than the other side of hell".
    It is about a British seaman in New York City who gets " screwed, blued, and tattooed " as us sailors say it, in NYC and lived to tell about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    That is awesome ! I never could stand that stupid brat kid but the Robot appaently has a soft spot for the little hitler jr " billy mumy". When i was a young Cotton that kir scared me on a " twilight zone"episode I never got past. These days id have to let him beat his face on my fists for a short while as I sat on my porch facing.the Southern skies pretending the stars were having convos about and studying about us as we do them. Or. Just.go old school and tpss him thru a wall ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    That is awesome ! I never could stand that stupid brat kid but the Robot appaently has a soft spot for the little hitler jr " billy mumy". When i was a young Cotton that kir scared me on a " twilight zone"episode I never got past. These days id have to let him beat his face on my fists..
    I just watched that Twilight Zone episode recently on Netflix, lol.
    Cutesy Time is OVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    I just watched that Twilight Zone episode recently on Netflix, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    You are brave viewer of one of the governments spying devices
    Yep, cheaper than satellite TV. It's a "Brave New World" .
    Cutesy Time is OVER

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