Ooo ooo. I have a new admirer. Redhead, approach with caution , yes?

[Cotton1]

A few days ago I call to make a reservation at a hotel. Its sort of my fav "get away from everyone" place. This girl answers. She said " oh, I remember you". Caught me off guard its been 6 months. I wasnt sure who she was but when I saw her she was making googly eyes at me. This is going to be interesting. In six months she will probably be on the " people I want to get away from" list. Shes not only a redhead shes a yankee. Thats two strikes but I will ignore that for now

[DGUtley]

A few days ago I call to make a reservation at a hotel. Its sort of my fav "get away from everyone" place. This girl answers. She said " oh, I remember you". Caught me off guard its been 6 months. I wasnt sure who she was but when I saw her she was making googly eyes at me. This is going to be interesting. In six months she will probably be on the " people I want to get away from" list. Shes not only a redhead shes a yankee. Thats two strikes but I will ignore that for now

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yeah... not a yankees fan either...


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[texan]

I wasn't interested until I read it. I am now interested. Send pictures please.

[Trish]

A few days ago I call to make a reservation at a hotel. Its sort of my fav "get away from everyone" place. This girl answers. She said " oh, I remember you". Caught me off guard its been 6 months. I wasnt sure who she was but when I saw her she was making googly eyes at me. This is going to be interesting. In six months she will probably be on the " people I want to get away from" list. Shes not only a redhead shes a yankee. Thats two strikes but I will ignore that for now

This should be good....... What happened to the uber driver?

[Cotton1]

A few days ago I call to make a reservation at a hotel. Its sort of my fav "get away from everyone" place. This girl answers. She said " oh, I remember you". Caught me off guard its been 6 months. I wasnt sure who she was but when I saw her she was making googly eyes at me. This is going to be interesting. In six months she will probably be on the " people I want to get away from" list. Shes not only a redhead shes a yankee. Thats two strikes but I will ignore that for now

Strike 3. Player ejected from playing surface. Why, you might ask. It may sound petty but shes a dog person
Im 100% serious. They tend to be authoritative and tend to be more controlling. Im not 100% stereotyping her but I will give Pareto the 80% nod. I learned my lesson on that summer of 2018. A real sweetie from Jackson Ms. Im not taking auditions for another mother at this time. No offense to my canine loving friends meant.

[Cotton1]

This should be good....... What happened to the uber driver?

Well..you had to ask lol. Lets just say she signed on with lyft.

[Cotton1]

I wasn't interested until I read it. I am now interested. Send pictures please.

Shes a cutie. About 30 years old , long red hair. I cant promise she cant whip my ass and yours too. When she said shes a native of Illinois my mind instantly said to me "I wonder who or what shes hiding from.? I may suck at relationships but I'm a damn good screener.

[Cotton1]

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yeah... not a yankees fan either...


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I feelin' what your throwing down there, bro

[Cotton1]

Hey Cotton. Its your cyber stalker, the "Dancing Troll"
Remember me? Whats up?

[Cotton1]

Hey Cotton. Its your cyber stalker, the "Dancing Troll"
Remember me? Whats up?

yes, bye