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  1. 01-27-2020, 07:04 PM #1
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    What were your first words, real first words or imagined?

    I was a ball breaking mean ass 2 year old knee cracker. I was so mean even my team of Memphis best lawyers walked an extra step behind me. I smashed my sippie cup to the floor in thunderous smash. Lit the cig in my mouth and approached the bench.
    baby Cotton you are charged with 7 counts of Assault and Babi-ree. How do you wish to plead .?
    Glancing back to my boys "Crowbar and Knuckles" I flashed a grin and began grinding ashes with the finest Italian leathers
    Looked at the judge and said "fah getta bout it".
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  3. 01-27-2020, 07:27 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I was a ball breaking mean ass 2 year old knee cracker. I was so mean even my team of Memphis best lawyers walked an extra step behind me. I smashed my sippie cup to the floor in thunderous smash. Lit the cig in my mouth and approached the bench.
    baby Cotton you are charged with 7 counts of Assault and Babi-ree. How do you wish to plead .?
    Glancing back to boys flashed a
    Grin and began grinding ashes with the finest Italian leathers
    Looked at the judge and said "fah getta bout it".
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    Oh! Oh! We know where this is leading! Brace yourself!
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    What were the first words the Mexican baby hears?

    "Attention shoppers, and welcome to K-Mart!"

    Only 15 more shoplifting days left until,Christmas! LOl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
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    My mother never said, however if I was like most babies, after mama, dada, the first word was probably NO!
    In quoting my post, you affirm and agree that you have not been goaded, provoked, emotionally manipulated or otherwise coerced into responding.



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    Value, I said, is subjective. Two years old, I'd just finished Menger's Principles of Economics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Value, I said, is subjective. Two years old, I'd just finished Menger's Principles of Economics.
    In quoting my post, you affirm and agree that you have not been goaded, provoked, emotionally manipulated or otherwise coerced into responding.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    My mother never said, however if I was like most babies, after mama, dada, the first word was probably NO!
    Mine were likely a string of vulgarities. Im sure ive told u this but I felt like babysitters were likely an entertainment item or wtf thing. Im not trying to be funny im serious. They probably were afraid id skewer them etc. I remember "mary". A big black one. I remember like yesterday me walking circles around her in the hall saying weird stuff like " lets date", lets wreck the cars", fuk u" etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
    What were the first words the Mexican baby hears?

    "Attention shoppers, and welcome to K-Mart!"

    Only 15 more shoplifting days left until,Christmas! LOl!
    Or.."trump alert trump alert"
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