The Proverbial very bad no good day

[Common]

I had one and I cant wait for this day to be over.

Started this morning, my wife asked If I would take the large standing plant outside and hose it off.

The leaves get dusty over time in the house, its a live tree a little over 6ft

I bring it outside turn on the water and wham the water comes out full force <operator error> knocks the tree over and breaks two of its limbs, my wife is disappointed, so I brought it in and turned that part to the wall.

As everyone knows wine glass's are fragile and over time they number dwindles down, we keep an extra box stored for when we need it. I got out get the box of glass's as im coming in, I had to side step our dog and I tripped over the corner of the mat dropped the box and broke every single glass, at leastt all the glass stayed in the box.

So moving on I have a beard trimmer for a long long time that I love, Ive been doing the same thing for years, trimming my beard, washing off the trimmer when it dries lubing it with Clippercide, so I take the trimmer, spray it clippercide, go to put the attachement back on, drop it on the tile, chip the tile and break my trimmer

Im ready to put a gun in my mouth and get this day over, BUT ITS NOT DONE YET.

I bought two gorgeous pieces of Salmon I seasoned them up, put them in the oven my wife set the table, I was doing something else, totally forgot about the salmon and I murdered them, overcooked them to death.

I said to my wife, Im DONE im going to sit at my computer until I pass out so I dont screw anything else up today.

[Dr. Who]

I had one and I cant wait for this day to be over.

Started this morning, my wife asked If I would take the large standing plant outside and hose it off.

The leaves get dusty over time in the house, its a live tree a little over 6ft

I bring it outside turn on the water and wham the water comes out full force <operator error> knocks the tree over and breaks two of its limbs, my wife is disappointed, so I brought it in and turned that part to the wall.

As everyone knows wine glass's are fragile and over time they number dwindles down, we keep an extra box stored for when we need it. I got out get the box of glass's as im coming in, I had to side step our dog and I tripped over the corner of the mat dropped the box and broke every single glass, at leastt all the glass stayed in the box.

So moving on I have a beard trimmer for a long long time that I love, Ive been doing the same thing for years, trimming my beard, washing off the trimmer when it dries lubing it with Clippercide, so I take the trimmer, spray it clippercide, go to put the attachement back on, drop it on the tile, chip the tile and break my trimmer

Im ready to put a gun in my mouth and get this day over, BUT ITS NOT DONE YET.

I bought two gorgeous pieces of Salmon I seasoned them up, put them in the oven my wife set the table, I was doing something else, totally forgot about the salmon and I murdered them, overcooked them to death.

I said to my wife, Im DONE im going to sit at my computer until I pass out so I dont screw anything else up today.

Sounds like a good day to go to bed early. Tomorrow has to be a better day.

[countryboy]

I had one and I cant wait for this day to be over.

Started this morning, my wife asked If I would take the large standing plant outside and hose it off.

The leaves get dusty over time in the house, its a live tree a little over 6ft

I bring it outside turn on the water and wham the water comes out full force <operator error> knocks the tree over and breaks two of its limbs, my wife is disappointed, so I brought it in and turned that part to the wall.

As everyone knows wine glass's are fragile and over time they number dwindles down, we keep an extra box stored for when we need it. I got out get the box of glass's as im coming in, I had to side step our dog and I tripped over the corner of the mat dropped the box and broke every single glass, at leastt all the glass stayed in the box.

So moving on I have a beard trimmer for a long long time that I love, Ive been doing the same thing for years, trimming my beard, washing off the trimmer when it dries lubing it with Clippercide, so I take the trimmer, spray it clippercide, go to put the attachement back on, drop it on the tile, chip the tile and break my trimmer

Im ready to put a gun in my mouth and get this day over, BUT ITS NOT DONE YET.

I bought two gorgeous pieces of Salmon I seasoned them up, put them in the oven my wife set the table, I was doing something else, totally forgot about the salmon and I murdered them, overcooked them to death.

I said to my wife, Im DONE im going to sit at my computer until I pass out so I dont screw anything else up today.

Dang man, you DID have a bad day. But always remember, it could be worse. I mourn the loss of your beard trimmer, a good beard trimmer is hard to find.

[Common]

Sounds like a good day to go to bed early. Tomorrow has to be a better day.

You got that right Doc

[Common]

Dang man, you DID have a bad day. But always remember, it could be worse. I mourn the loss of your beard trimmer, a good beard trimmer is hard to find.

I know I went on amazon to try and find the same one, they dont have it. I didnt think they would this one isnt new but it was an extension of my hand after all these years.

[carolina73]

The Superbowl is on tomorrow. I think the coverage starts at noon. Drink beer, Sit down. Eat potato chips. Do nothing.