Amazing feats you have performed

[Retirednsmilin308]

I once got seasick in a watermelon patch.

...got a toe bitten off by my alligator shoes.

...sold garter snakes in a lingerie shop.

...reloaded ammunition on a bullet train.

...got a prescription of pain killers for my dictionary's broken back.

...and licked a lemon lollipop in Lillihammer (stolen from Family Guy)

The rest are all mine.

[Newpublius]

I was over at the Quick Check in NJ and was getting myself a cup of coffee. Poured the coffee, put the creamer in and went to look for some sweetener. Where is that yellow stuff, my zero calorie Splenda delight? I see none. I look around, I look under the counter, but none to be found. Then I caught sight of some packets. Problem is that they had slid down a slit formed by the two plastic containers containing the lids and other coffee paraphernalia. About to give up, I had a bright idea and I grabbed a thin red stirrer and I sent the stirrer into that little slit and I fished out 5 packets of Splenda.

I was really tickled pink with myself until I suddenly had a thought about a gorillas using blades of grass to fish for termites in Africa.

Still, on that day I proved that I was as intelligent as a gorilla.

[Collateral Damage]

I had a motorcycle riding on my back once. Of course that was right after I had been rear ended by a tractor trailer on I-40 in North Carolina.

He with the most lug nuts wins.

[carolina73]

You should try the Dragon (US 129) out of Deals Gap. 321 curves in 11 miles. Someone asked me what was the scenery like. I said I was unaware there actually was scenery on that route!

I am not sure of which route it was nut I had to take an alternate heading west because I-40 was down due to rock slides. When I finally got to civilization coming out of the Smokey Mountains then I remember feeling the same way. I made it and I don't remember seeing anything but unprotected turns to go off the road and never be found again.

[nathanbforrest45]

I am not sure of which route it was nut I had to take an alternate heading west because I-40 was down due to rock slides. When I finally got to civilization coming out of the Smokey Mountains then I remember feeling the same way. I made it and I don't remember seeing anything but unprotected turns to go off the road and never be found again.

You probably went up 209 out of Waynesville, then through Hot Springs, Del Rio and then back on I-40 at Newport. I loved 209, between Waynesville and Hot Springs it had as many curves as the Dragon with 10% of the traffic. Then it connected with 25/70 which was fairly straight forward.

[Trump Gurl]

I swam across the Atlantic Ocean!

I drank a beer bigger than the Atlantic ocean.

[Trump Gurl]

I didnt fight a bear and win. I whipped up on 2 bears.

I did that when I was three.

[nathanbforrest45]

I did that when I was three.

Are you Davy Crockett in disguise?

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a be 'are when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

[Trump Gurl]

Are you Davy Crockett in disguise?

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a be 'are when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

Bingo. lol

I almost posted the video too. lol



I remember from when we went to Disneyland and they were playing old Disney stuff.