How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
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Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
...I don't know why they didn't either.
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
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What's red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A pedophiles ass
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
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