It's official - Giuliani is no longer the worst lawyer in the country!

[Bo-4]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected turn of events for the former New York mayor, a poll of legal experts has determined that Rudolph Giuliani is no longer the worst lawyer in America.

According to the law professor who supervised the poll, Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota Law School, Giuliani’s dethronement from the worst-lawyer championship was all the more shocking because his claim to that title had remained unchallenged for so long.


“Giuliani had faced worthy competition from the likes of Michael D. Cohen and Michael Avenatti and dispatched them with ease,” Logsdon said. “But this new challenger left Rudy in the dust.”

The new titleholder as the nation’s worst lawyer, who won in a nearly unanimous vote, is so egregious that he may cause some legal experts to reassess Giuliani’s career as an attorney. “Compared to our country’s new worst lawyer, Rudy demonstrated the utmost respect for the Constitution and the rule of law,” Logsdon argued.

Reached in the makeup room at Fox News, where he was about to make an on-air appearance, Giuliani took the news of his ouster philosophically. “I had a good run,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...yer-in-country

[ripmeister]

Thanks. We need more humor these days.

[Cletus]

The Borowitz report caters to the feeble minded, which explains why Bo is so enamored of it.

[Bo-4]

The Borowitz report caters to the feeble minded, which explains why Bo is so enamored of it.

Mods - THIS ^ is why we need a Political Satire forum. So that the humorless can avoid forums they'd never hope to understand.

[Hoosier8]

Mods - THIS ^ is why we need a Political Satire forum. So that the humorless can avoid forums they'd never hope to understand.

The OP is why we need one. Left wing snowflakes are a laugh a minute.

[Admiral Ackbar]

The one thing all leftist "humor" has going for it.. is it that is not very Humorous.

[RichardMZhlubb]

Mods - THIS ^ is why we need a Political Satire forum. So that the humorless can avoid forums they'd never hope to understand.

Borowitz isn’t funny. I appreciate the sentiment, but he’s a hack.

[Tahuyaman]

Isn't Dershowitz in the running too?

[Cletus]

Mods - THIS ^ is why we need a Political Satire forum. So that the humorless can avoid forums they'd never hope to understand.

Oh, I understand it completely. I also understand who the target audience is and why.

[Peter1469]

Mods - THIS ^ is why we need a Political Satire forum. So that the humorless can avoid forums they'd never hope to understand.

The Pub is fine. We don't post enough satire for a new sub-forum.