Some people get ..some dont

[Cotton1]

I have a very dry IRL sense of humor. Its also very dark , twisted , over the heads of my hecklers, inside jokes to endear my tribe of Indian friends. They are awesome loyal. They belong to a wandering Indian tribe known as the " where da fuk are we's.

[Cotton1]

I went out for a bite to eat tonight when I realized I forgot to eat all day. I suddenly felt my.inner Ethiopian Famine 2.0 victims. Hey ..wut? Hey wut? Earth to Vussian Cotton.. VHAT.VHAT!
Wanna hear a joke?...hey Cotton .Vussiam Cotton is on rhat big bowl in.the bathroom. Wut?
Please stop Cotton. Zee.big bowl? The night deposit.for common folk?

Stop stop stop.stop. .If you must know Vussian Cotton.is trying.to crap out.a Blab"mir. What?
If you must know he was served a Blab'mir sammich. You sick $#@!. .
You.do not get it, farmboy.
Blab.mir is lol at him from his perch for lunch. Where? The break?
Oh...u mean.the "psychotic break?

Jesus H Cotton., Vussian Cotton. Make me smile commie

Uh. Ok .what do you call a starving Ethiopian with a nickel on his head?
Wut?
A nail..

[Cotton1]

A female two legger picked me up from dinner. Some fat hog and.her bf.were standing too close to me. Not a Covid thing.
I just like people walking in front of.me. talking from behind me or standing by me without asking
Its rude and people that talk loud make my naughty part mad. When Mr Naughty gets mad its not good.
People run from the premises trampling their wimmins ..cries from throngs of people in panic mode
Run run run retard Forrest run! Cottons thangie got loose run.
Why run from Cottons monster?
~~its HUGE

[Cotton1]

So my two legger answers says joking..whats the code?
The.code?.oh is it FUK YO FACE?
No..listen tell that idiot enabler friend Sheila to get to the " fort" asap. Im claustaphiobic. Mama Cass walked up to the bar. Shes making me.claustaphibic? Cotton, listen up you irish romeo. Why you slummin? You do know its ok to do the yabba dabba doo with women who are concious dont ya?
Whats wrong Amadeus Cotton? Too lazy to put tape over thier mouths ?
No. Bullwinkle hour in 15. Fuk you get your pet.retard sheila on the phone..
This is Sheila . mamas boy

[Cotton1]

Joni to Cotton..

Hey pumpkin pie joni? Wanna fight?
Lmao cotton...guess what?

Uh you gained weight?
Lmao cotton. U crack me up. Guess..danny date in da house later?
Uh guitar danny you crush on?
Yes.joni he is brilliant. I fukked him
Wut? I fukked him
Cotton u serious?

Cotton you $#@!gin?.
No. If I was id screw u though
Joni..im sorry.
Dam u. Im calling that.fa ggot.

No joni
No
Cotton u know im crazy for him

Remember thaf when u r behind me in line
Fuk..no wonder dee poisioned her bf
Wut?

Joni sweetie. Im joking
I wouldnt screw your toy.headache
Luv u poo . thanks for the ride!
Joni
U so crazy
Cotton
U are 2

[Cotton1]

Hey man whats up?
Looking for my.kid

Hes usuxally alone
Hr prefers it

Visitors reported him playong allonr
Sure pops. Whats hiis nsmr?

Master

Master what?





Master Batea

[Cotton1]

Hey man whats up?
Looking for my.kid

Hes usuxally alone
Hr prefers it

Visitors reported him playong allonr
Sure pops. Whats hiis nsmr?

Master

Master what?





Master Batea

B-I-G-T-I'-M-E. Vhere Vlabmir?
Vussian Cotton? Vhat u?

vhat?

Vussian Cotton..where ar Vue?

Voo?

Vat?

vuk u

Vuk u. Vaggot

"stray cat strut hes a ladies cat.struts right by
Wiith his tail in the air"

Turn off Zee Vuckin musics mfers
.
Make me.

Shut your cok sukkers, cok-sukkers vaggots

Stfu Vuckers. Church Sevices

WTF, pigfukkerd. Shut zee vuk up
Who says?

Baby Jesus Cottom is who say
Pull yout buttflaps over your head and kiss ur hairy asses

Hey Jesus Cotton
Vat? I swear to graven images s t f u

What the false idols?
You puttin up or taking down?

Wheres my blunt.?
Cotton Jesus blunt in a bag marked " permanent. Brain Damage Guarenteed or the stolen shr refundec

Bluntts?

Buying or selling?

"Another pleasent valley Sunday down in pleasent valley land..

Vuck.
Stfu!

Hey look! Its "Profound Revelation Cotton!

quiet fa ggots. A message!

thanks land of cottons. Anyone seen Masturbatin' Cotton?
Aint masturbatin.. Vake news Vake news

Stfu..

Profound Revelation Cotton speaketh message from Mount

KILL DA WABBIT

[Cotton1]

Vook Vook! Girl Cotton! Vee Jay Jay included! ..
Wut?

[Cotton1]

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