User Tag List

+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: One day on the golf course

  1. #1
    Points: 79,997, Level: 68
    Level completed: 98%, Points required for next Level: 53
    Overall activity: 0.3%
    Achievements:
    Social50000 Experience PointsVeteran
    nathanbforrest45's Avatar Banned
    Karma
    77960
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    In a house on a hill
    Posts
    28,260
    Points
    79,997
    Level
    68
    Thanks Given
    7,102
    Thanked 16,261x in 10,568 Posts
    Mentioned
    129 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    One day on the golf course

    Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
    found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

    Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
    buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden? POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke,
    a little old woman appeared.

    She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
    buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for
    your popcorn for the rest of your life... Better still, you won't have any
    butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact,
    you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!"

    Then POOF!.... She was gone!

    After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
    where are you?"

    Fred yells back "I'm over here in the $#@! willows."

    Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

  2. #2
    Points: 14,104, Level: 28
    Level completed: 62%, Points required for next Level: 346
    Overall activity: 7.0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran10000 Experience PointsSocial
    jigglepete's Avatar Senior Member
    Karma
    3650
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Location
    Vermont
    Posts
    3,984
    Points
    14,104
    Level
    28
    Thanks Given
    2,633
    Thanked 3,642x in 2,185 Posts
    Mentioned
    14 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    "One time at band camp..."

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts