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    Trump warns that mail-in ballots could result in voting!





    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the situation a “total disaster,” Donald J. Trump warned on Sunday that the use of mail-in ballots could result in voting.

    Appearing on Fox News, Trump said that there were “all kinds of studies” showing a “direct link” between mail-in ballots and votes cast.

    “Wherever you’ve had mail-in ballots, there have been widespread cases of voting,” he said. “We’re not going to let that happen.”

    He said that other countries have solved the problem of “too many votes” by banning mail-in ballots altogether.

    “You look at North Korea,” Trump said. “They don’t have mail-in ballots. They barely have mail. They’re doing an amazing job.”

    Raising another issue with what he called “excessive voting,” Trump warned that “the more votes you have, the higher the number you have to count to.”

    “When I took my cognitive test, I had to count to ten, and that was no walk in the park,” he said.“ And now you’re telling me there’s somebody out there who can count into the millions? Give me a break!”


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    Can't have that!
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    Darlin'. Did you read to the bottom. The guy that wrote it is allegedly humorous. This is satire.

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    The Democrats gain advantage when the stupidest of all the voters get to check a box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    Darlin'. Did you read to the bottom. The guy that wrote it is allegedly humorous. This is satire.
    You must be some kind of a GENIUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo-4 View Post
    You must be some kind of a GENIUS!
    Well. I'm glad to see you caught that.

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    They've successfully managed to delay the mail. Locally, for the time being, it's running about 4 days behind. In some States, mail-in ballots must be "received" by voting day; "postmarked" doesn't matter. All part of the "grand" plan. (If you kill someone because you held up their medicine, will you feel bad?" "Oh, I didn't think so.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    Well. I'm glad to see you caught that.
    Borowitz is Bo's go to guy. The two are signed minded. Trump lives in their head 24/7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Docthehun View Post
    They've successfully managed to delay the mail. Locally, for the time being, it's running about 4 days behind. In some States, mail-in ballots must be "received" by voting day; "postmarked" doesn't matter. All part of the "grand" plan. (If you kill someone because you held up their medicine, will you feel bad?" "Oh, I didn't think so.")
    The COVID lockdowns are hurting the USPS. Even the uptick in packages isn't making up for the mail shortfall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Docthehun View Post
    They've successfully managed to delay the mail. Locally, for the time being, it's running about 4 days behind. In some States, mail-in ballots must be "received" by voting day; "postmarked" doesn't matter. All part of the "grand" plan. (If you kill someone because you held up their medicine, will you feel bad?" "Oh, I didn't think so.")
    Often postage paid envelopes don't get postmarked anyway.

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