Americans support using USPS to ship Trump to different address!

[Bo-4]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a major vote of confidence for the embattled agency, a new poll reveals that a majority of Americans support using the United States Postal Service to ship Donald Trump to a new address in January.

While it has become a tradition for outgoing Presidents to depart 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue via helicopter, Americans “strongly agree” that using the U.S. Mail to remove Trump would be preferable, the poll finds.

Americans agreed that, after a new President is inaugurated, on January 20th, Trump should be left on the curb outside the White House for pickup by a local mail carrier.
Additionally, there was a strong consensus for sending Trump to his new address via Priority Mail Express to insure that he is dispatched as quickly as possible.

Although Americans were divided as to what Trump’s new address should be, there was substantial support for overnighting him to Cyrus Vance, Jr., the New York County District Attorney.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ferent-address

[Lummy]

Sending packages via the U.S. Parcel Post Service began on January 1, 1913. Regulations stated that packages could not weigh more than 50 pounds but did not necessarily preclude the sending of children. On February 19, 1914, the parents of four-year-old May Pierstorff mailed her from Grangeville, Idaho to her grandparents in Lewiston, Idaho. Mailing May apparently was cheaper than buying her a train ticket. The little girl wore her 53-cents worth of postal stamps on her jacket as she traveled in the train's mail compartment. https://www.thoughtco.com/sending-ch...l-post-3976124

[Tahuyaman]

Borowitz is kind of a sad character. He can come up with some good stuff, but now he's completely single minded and downright obsessed with Trump.

[Peter1469]

Borowitz is kind of a sad character. He can come up with some good stuff, but now he's completely single minded and downright obsessed with Trump.

What is he going to write about after Jan 21, 2025?

[Red Lily]

What is he going to write about after Jan 21, 2025?

Psychotic meltdowns? Ooops that's after January 2021.

[Tahuyaman]

What is he going to write about after Jan 21, 2025?

He'll still be stuck on Trump for a year or two after he's out of office.