I'm a friend of apparently a lot of people 'round here. I go by many names, depending on the mood: The Real American Thinker, Thomas Paine, and Sinestro. My real nickname is "the Hobbit" though, 'cause I'm short, love my pipeweed, and would prefer to live a simple existence farming and celebrating life in general.
But for the present, I'm the plucky, green, fight-for-the-little-guy archer